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Still think this is the funniest Hannibal post I’ve ever seen
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Nothing will ever be sexier than these two sharing a cigarette. I feel lightheaded


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unbelievably hilarious that inspector pazzi took one look at will graham & immediately clocked him. "what are you going to do when you find him, your il mostro?" likeeeee he saw the guy lingering around the cappella palatina looking like a devotee who has suddenly lost their god & just knewwww he was insane about hannibal lecter
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The only way a bisexual house episode would happen is house makes a weirdly specific and knowledgeable joke about gay sex and Wilson asks if that’s true/how he knows that and house goes “from fucking men”. Wilson’s initial reaction is a bit weird so he spends the rest of the episode trying to show how good of an ally he is by trying to support house’s bisexuality by “checking out” men with house like he would with women but it’s just weird. House wants to see how far Wilson will go with his allyship and it gets to the point where house brings Wilson to a gay strip club, where Wilson is extremely uncomfortable. They get back to house’s place and house finally tells Wilson he’s just fucking with him, Wilson doesn’t need to do all that weird shit, just treat him like he normally does. Wilson actually takes it to heart and asks what kind of men house is into and house answers by describing Wilson exactly. Wilson low key freaks but then he realizes house is fucking with him and he’s like “oh you’re messing with me” and house is like “fucking obviously. I like twinks with big butts, why do you think I hired Chase?” Wilson turns to his drink on the table and laughs, camera shows house looking lovingly at Wilson, end of episode
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bored of puppyboys and catboys. lets consider the humble fishboy, who you can stick hooks in and also gut with a knife. and he loves it
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sorry I always felt undesirable my entire life and it gave me kinks of wanting someone to desire me so extremely it's uncontrollable for them as if that's my fault
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a while ago i was given permission by @heavensghost to make a fan comic using this very stunning poem :)
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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀
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#okay this is so tiny and stupid but#im usually very chill about my gender and stuff#but lately god#people have been telling me to let my hair grow out#and stop wearing shorts#which i know is like the smallest things#but they make me feel good#i love wearing big baggy shorts with room for dick and balls and i love having my hair a short ugly mess#and god#i saw gerard#wearing their dress#and this is it rn im crying all the way home
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buying bell peppers from the grocery store because i cant bring myself to eat the bell pepper im growing in my garden
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society if the remarkable boy i do admire your courage i think ill eat your heart line was in nbc hannibal
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I really didn’t think I’d miss the microexpressions and dumb rich boy suits as much as I did. but look at him. he’s just a silly little guy. that suit is atrocious. he’s never done anything wrong in his life. he’s the most despicable man in the world. he’s the hottest girl in school. everyone wants to be his friend. he’s the worst. he should be in jail but I don’t want him in jail

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