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me when i recommend something to someone and they end up not liking it

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look at this thang

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“Go into the arts. I’m not kidding. The arts are not a way to make a living. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. Practicing an art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow, for heaven’s sake. Sing in the shower. Dance to the radio. Tell stories. Write a poem to a friend, even a lousy poem. Do it as well as you possibly can. You will get an enormous reward. You will have created something.”

— Kurt Vonnegut (via lazypacific)

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being in love is great except for Oh God The Hog

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extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.

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do i ship these characters or do i want them to form a sketch comedy duo

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Hey can anyone tell me what the FUCK this behavior means

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She was a 50 y.o. Siberian woman from 2500 years ago, living a nomadic lifestyle, and look at her tattoos...

Look...

I'm going to cry

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Let's fit together like a puzzle piece with mama

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ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.

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One day I woke up and everybody knew what a labubu was

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if you don't know how to end a written work you should be able to just let the words fade out like an 80s song and not resolve anything for the reader

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me (in battle): we HAVE to PUNCH this guy!!! but my hands are so tired... if only there was a weapon that could PUNCH him REALLY HARD

The Fist of Might: hmm.. i Might...

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Mangled corpse of cave man 8000 years old grasping primitive samsung phone discovered in croatian bog soil

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divorce is so funny. like never mind