iam-cland3stine

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I have been bailed out of Real Jail. Whoopsie Doodle on my part! Did not know dueling people in the street with knives was Disorderly Conduct!

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t.a.t.u japanese snickers commercial

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you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

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my one and only

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At sixteen she took moon baths, first of all because everyone else took sun baths, and second, she admitted, because she had been told it was dangerous. The effect of moon baths was unknown, but it was intimated that it might be the opposite of the sun’s effect. The first time she exposed herself she was frightened. What would the consequences be?

Anaïs Nin, A Spy in the House of Love

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had my bf pierce my ear 4 the ice-cube-safety-pin-at-home-experience instead got the passing-out-from-anxiety-hitting-my-head-and-seizing-experience 😸

(pic of the piercing nd bruise across my face attached)

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𝐨𝐡 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝. 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐢 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐲. 𝐢𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬. [𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭]

✩. * ･ ｡ﾟ* ✩･ ｡ﾟ† * 𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖌𝖘 * ･ ｡* ･ ﾟ✩ ʚ♡⃛ɞ. * ･ ｡ﾟ✩

❥ @iam-cland3stine // main blog, 90s aesthetics, some nsfw, things i find funny, random thoughts + pix

❥ @iam-clandestine // mostly 2000s emo content, some 90s alt content

❥ @ryro-archive // archive of ryan ross masterposts i come across

* ･ ｡ﾟ*･ ☥ *𝖆𝖇𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖒𝖊* ☥･｡･. *･ ｡ﾟ

𝚞𝚖. 𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚍𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚜. 𝚒𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚗𝚎𝚠. (𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙝 𝙥𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙖𝙘𝙘𝙩𝙨 𝙖𝙩 𝙙𝙖 𝙗𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙢)

⚘ name: doll/roach ☥

⚘ birthdate: 2003

⚘ hobbies: crocheting, makeup (sfx + glam), dying my hair, tattooing myself, watching youtube video essays, petting my cat

⚘ favorite bands: pre-split panic!, mcr, fob, blink, weezer, green day, radiohead, ramones, the cure, the smiths, tears for fears, eels, evanescence, flyleaf, poppy, jack off jill, kittie, hole, nirvana, deftones, eminem, +more

⚘ favorite tv show: any docuseries

⚘ favorite movie: jennifers body, marie antoinette, scream

⚘ favorite color: black / red

⚘ favorite musicians: RYAN ROSS!!!

⚘ favorite albums: afycso, po, take a vacation, bullets, the queen is dead, fallen, i disagree, prolly more but i have name amnesia

⚘ favorite quote: “fix a vice with a vice”

✩.*･｡ﾟ* ｡ﾟ✩･†*𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖗 𝖆𝖈𝖈𝖙𝖘:*･｡*･ ﾟʚ♡⃛ɞ.*･✩｡ﾟ

❥ @i.amclandestine // ig

❥ @sbstndrdcarctre // livejournal

❥ @sbstndrdcarctre // spacehey

❥ @slightlysrcstc (formerly @peachandlyme) // twt

𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙡𝙮:

✘ @loveisadangerousblues // ig

✘ @ryanrosseshands admin // ig

✘ @lux.urie.s // ig

✘ @curiously.urie // ig

✘ @panicking.disco.sinner // ig

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@thesademoprincess

[iam-cland3stine]

fast food, fast fashion, songs being sped up, tv show seasons being only 8 episodes long, replacing youtube vlogs with fifteen second “day in the life” tiktoks, people in their 20s complaining about being too old...everything is so rushed, we have lost the art of lingering.

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NEW STRANGE EVERY1 FUCK OFF I GOTTA GET MY CROCHET AND SETTLE DOWN IN MY BEAN BAG AND TURN ON MY BOX TV AND GO TO WWW.YOUTUBE.COM/STRAMGEAEONS

YES

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luv da phrase “back on my bullshit.” bcuz every1 immediately knws wut it meanz

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fixed it‼️

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will make an intro post soon i promise but for now all my emo shit is over at @iam-clandestine for those following me back

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My basic needs