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sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The man of the hour

I believe the strings may have broke

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Ask me Dunce anything! Open!

There was a strange clown man- creature was a better word for it really, arts that moved like no bones existed in them, rubberhose like even, his body however was ordinary enough, unable to stretch and bend in ways the arms were capable of, crawling on all fours, sometimes stopping to dig and slap things out of his way. Both his hands were missing thumbs- oh but his face, that was the most gruesome part, one that could make even the toughest man faint like it were a movie in the olden days.

His face was ruined to say the least, missing eyelids so his eyes were bright red, dark circles surrounding the eyes as if he hadn't slept properly in weeks, a wide smile spread across his face but it was no ordinary smile, both his lips were gone, most of his cheeks as well to create a large smile that mimicked that of a painted red clown smile.

His eyes landed on you, the poor poor soul who had to witness the sight of him, instead of doing anything illegal, he instead moved a little closer and sat himself down on the ground, giving a small wave, perhaps he was waiting for your final words or perhaps he wanted to make a friend. if you have anything to say, now would be the time to say it.

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I hate you.

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THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA

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WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

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That plant too close to the edge is what really gets me

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What does it take to teach a bee to use tools? A little time, a good teacher and an enticing incentive. Read more here: http://to.pbs.org/2mpRUAz

Credit: O.J. Loukola et al., Science (2017)

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Hey man, I'm GoNnA eAt YoUr GiRLfRiEnD~

..I just like how this dude looks y'all,,

goofy and creepy demonic lemon- 10/10 would let 'em enhance ruin my christmas.

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I mean she's very pretty but who said that? Like honestly--

IS THIS THE “and they say girls with dimples cant be nurses” BITCH SHBABAJSJSNSAJJ

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Good ol’ Garf

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meep.

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It took me a moment but oh boy did I laugh

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Mark when he doesn’t get a sponsorship 😡🤣

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The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now

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Can we talk about how in zombie shows/movies/books they always find a veterinarian and not a surgeon? Are veterinarians deemed more likely to survive the apocalypse?

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my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”