iamapheonix

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i love antique stores you go to check out & theyre like “where the hell did you get this”

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the new 7 cardinal sins are mommy blogging, making mukbang videos, advertising a book by listing its tropes only, clickbait, making musical biopics, manosphere podcasts, and commenting "mommy? sorry" on a random person's picture

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Prompt no.2 for yeehawgust, “Rhinestone Cowboy” So sorry that this and several others will be late, this month is a little jam packed and chaotic this year!

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me at the job i begged god for

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smash or pass a gentle summer rainstorm

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no, i dont lose hyperfixations. theyre just moved to a different, slightly less used, shelf in my brain.

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ok but what if i

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Actually making your selfinsert overpowered and friends with all your faves and a hybrid of the coolest species and in a relationship with your crush and the long lost sibling of the villain is called having fun and its cool as fuck

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losing it at this photo of the counts puppet not being used. literally he looks like hes just taking a nap on set or something

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"oh you're bi too? haha attracted to every woman and five men amiright" don't put words in my mouth. don't put your baggage on me. if you saw the men i wanted to fuck you'd hurl.

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You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

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its saturday rb saturday shorts (x)

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Obsessed with this energy tbh

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Probably the best game I've ever played