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wukong would say skill issue we all know it

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"I never knew you were a hugger..."

"No body protects nature better than you, sweet Amy."

Whoa, he's bisexual! I didn't know that!

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"I never knew you were a hugger..."

"No body protects nature better than you, sweet Amy."

Whoa, he's bisexual! I didn't know that!

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Love Husk sm. He's a cat. He has the voice of a tired/drunk grandpa. He's a 75 year old man. He's an alcoholic. He's a gambler. He hates being petted. He likes being cuddled. He hates everyone. He's pansexual. He doesn't care about gender because "any hole is a goal." He judges porn for the plot. He scored a pornstar that died around 70 years ago. He's like 6 feet tall but looks short bcuz everyone around him is like 7 feet tall. He's being controlled by a deer with a terrible haircut. He has wings but doesn't fly because he's lazy. He went to fight excorcists with his bare fists. He's litterally the guy ever

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you can't make JUST one of them a prettyboy. You either get two grungly little men or 3-hour skin routine havers. There is no in between and I will bite you if you disagree

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I showed this meme to a friend and their reaction was: “Honey, these guys have been fruity since 4th grade” I’m—

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I had a request to draw phoenix and miles as mcnuggie buddies and Im not one to disappoint

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Narumitsu + textposts pt 2 (pt 1)

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He's so me

we all know

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Sonic and Shadow never had a conversation about their relationship they just kiss sometimes

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@lowpolyshadow and i have figured it all out

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I don't know if anyone has already noticed this, but I was having Thoughts™ about Loser Baby, especially this part here:

Husk sings "I sold my soul to save my power". That could mean he is still as powerful as an overlord.

Which brings some other questions to the table, like if he still has his overlord powers, why isn't he considered one anymore while Alastor still is? Maybe their contracts are different? Maybe because Husk sold his soul to another overlord the others don't respect him anymore? Maybe because no one (other than Husk) knows that Alastor sold his soul?

Besides, Alastor was gone for 7 years and people still remembered him, but no one in the hotel seems to remember Husk being an overlord (?)

The overlords seem to be pretty well known, not just the Vees that obviously maintain a very public image, but everyone knows Carmilla because of her gun business, and every random demon that even looks at Zestial, as old as he is, recognizes and fears him, and we have no idea if he actually owns some sort of business. Why the fuck no one remembers Husk?

I need answers.

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My favorite Merlin head cannon is that Arthur knew Merlin had a secret that they didn't talk about because it would get him in trouble with the law

but he always just assumed the secret was Merlin that preferred men.

feat: this scene

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I love Helga

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huh.

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For some reason I can really imagine Tori having a letterboxd account, though she doesn't tell anyone about it (obviously) and is under the same username as her blog, so no one actually knows who she is on there. She would log every film she watched even if she does it days after she actually watched it, sometimes give reviews (which are probably unhinged in some way or really indepth or extremely concise and to the point), constantly change her ratings of films because she would end up thinking about one she watched in the past and end up realising how it wasn't so great as she initially thought it was (like what she said about Garden State in Solitaire) and her top 5 films would change all the time. She would have had this account for years and because of that she would end up having a fair amount of followers from obscurely named lists and random reviews she's made over the years.

And then one day, Tao goes to log a film he just watched and sees her review though he doesn't know it's Tori and vice versa. They then realise they like a lot of the same films and have a similar opinion about loads of them and sometimes watch films they see the other just logged and maybe Tao starts debates in reviews with Tori. (I know in the 2023 Q&A Alice showed Tao's Letterboxd and his username is his actual name, but in this he doesn't haha)