Obsessed with this post
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i hate sigmund freud. what the fuck is penis envy. bitch ill kill you
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Does necromancy only work on animals? What do you do if you accidentally necromancy a fence and then it starts growing branches?
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Happiness Will Come To You.
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Full Moons 2023
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Oh boy I was really looking forward to crossing the river of the dead but it looks like a ferry doesn't come for another 20 minutes, do you guys mind sending me a reminder?
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A funny thing about the Greta Thunberg and Andrew Tate is the level of effort each put in. Greta probably spent less than a minute thinking up then writing that post whilst Andrew clearly spent hours on his video, getting his big cigars, putting on his silk robe and ordering a pizza all to prove how he, a 36 year old adult, was unfazed and totally not owned by a 19 year old. And it got him arrested.
This’ll go down in internet history, Greta ruined a sex trafficker life with a tweet.
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thinking about that illustration of solitude vs loneliness in which solitude is a dog peacefully holding its own leash & loneliness is a feral dog fighting against the restraint of the leash & feeling slightly insane
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We need like a month where nothing happens and there’s no repercussions we all just stay in bed and hibernate and nothing goes wrong
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Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you
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Benoit Blanc interrogation strategy (real)
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chalk doodles from today :)
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I have to admit. I am not living la vida loca
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