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giggling and kicking my feet and shit

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“we’re finally going to get biblically accurate Kevin Day”

nvm that mf was just as in love with him as Neil is

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The juxtaposition of Jean living in a psychological thriller mafia novel and Jeremy being the protagonist of a slice of life book will never not be absolutely hilarious to me

Neil: These monsters die so easily in the end...

Jean: *crying, screaming, throwing up*

*meanwhile in California*

Jeremy: felt cute, might help this homeless man💫💫💞🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️

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Neil got his unhinged, mental, bullshit-spewing mouth from his mama. Stuart was in the book for all of 4 pages in tsc and was just as blunt, unfiltered, making the same off the wall comments his nephew does. shit runs in the family clearly

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Jace in City of Bones is actually so funny if you think about it. imagine you develop a crush on a girl for the first time in your life and within the week your dad comes back from the dead to personally tell you she's your sister

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Jean & Cat & Open Roads

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Neil Josten moodboard

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"Tumblr next update can you-" sorry there's not going to be a new update. This is it now

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Trying to remember the last time I played hide and seek. The last time I said hi to everyone on the street or saw the girls I spent every day of six years with. The last time my dad picked me up, or my mum brushed my hair. When was the last time I dressed without consideration? There is so much to think about now. I remember falling on the grass at school and making stories with the clouds. Hanging upside down from the swing and realising how big the world was. I wonder on the path of growing when we stop feeling big. I am taller now, smaller still.

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Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact

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i need to learn half my syllabus in one night.. fang runin possess me

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This is the plot of KOTLC.

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why the FUCK are weekends only 2 days long do you really think that's enough to recover from the horrors of the work week. really.

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FOUND family??? you think i just found them like this??? babes this is FORGED family. Me & the bros were scrap metal in a junkyard (very valuable, very sharp, very dangerous, uncared for) and we GOT IN THE FUCKING FIRE TOGETHER. WE did this. we said I AM NOT LEAVING YOU and melted into each other for better or for worse (it’s for better) and we are A FUNCTIONAL UNIT now. DO NOT SEPARATE. BATTERIES FUCKING INCLUDED. FOUND family my ass, we built this non-nuclear family unit from the ground up, don’t devalue this!!! it was is and will be a labour of love!!!

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Read, read, read. Read everything -- trash, classics, good and bad, and see how they do it. Just like a carpenter who works as an apprentice and studies the master. Read! You'll absorb it. Then write. If it's good, you'll find out. If it's not, throw it out of the window.

— William Faulkner.

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