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Damian, under the table, whispering: Grayson!

Dick: *looks under the table*

Dick: Damian? I thought you ran away forever.

Damian: I got hungry.

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The justice league sees Batman periodically updating a database of his, at the oddest of times, and naturally they think it's got something to do with his contingency plans or a dataset about the Gotham rogues, but in reality it's just him keeping record of his many children's changing tastes

Superman: Woah, he's writing down with such concentration, wonder what could be in there, maybe a new villain in Gotham?

Bruce, writing: "Dick has refused his favourite Pb&J five mornings in a row. Delete from favourites. Ask for new favourite food."

"Jason didn't seem as Eager to read the new book by his favourite author, put it in neutral category."

"Tim chose a green shirt instead of a red one at the mall today. More research needed."

"Cass listened to arctic monkeys on repeat this week. Update to favourites."

"Duke expressed an interest in slam poetry and called band practice lame. Put poetry in favourites and band in neutral."

"Damian watched Bluey for a total of 50 hours this week. Update to favourites."

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Tabloid Reporter holding up a microphone: “Mr. Wayne, are you an ally to women?“

Bruce Wayne, leaning in and dialing up Brucie to 11 just because he can: “Yeah, I lie to women all the time.”

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Sometimes I still can't believe BBC Merlin took an epic tale about one of the most famous mythological kings( in Europe I think) and sorcerer and turned it into definitely not a show with heavy queer subtext. Like they took Merlin and Arthur and turned them into MerlinandArthur😭😭

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Jim Gordon watching Batman smash a goon’s face into a wall and break his nose and all his teeth instead of suplexing him head-first into the ground until he doesn’t move again: Huh.

Robin, loudly sipping a Batburger shake next to Gordon: Yeah, he’s in a good mood tonight.

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Batman, Nightwing & Jason Robin Commission by @jackhawksmoor

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She got the part :) (the rat king)

Commission Info / Kofi

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*batkids going out in gotham for the night*

Bruce: And what do you do if you get stopped by the cops?

All of the kids: let Tim or Jason deal with it as the two white passing ones.

Bruce: Good, now go have fun.

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(girl with adhd voice) yeah i just love in fiction when a character has a superpower thats also a disability. like a power that changes how they interact with the world in exciting ways but also has terrible drawbacks to their daily life. no real reason why

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Jason Todd’s mother: Addict, single mother, raised the child of a violent henchman, died of an overdose

Jason Todd’s best friend: Recovered addict, single father, raising the child of an assassin, rescued from death by Red Hood

DC: yep. Wild.

DC: anyway!

DC: onto the next Red Hood storyline

DC: (incoherent shrieking)

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Bruce: Today I realised I'm old

Clark: What happened?

Bruce: I fell in the kitchen and instead of laughing, all my kids came running to see if I was ok

Clark:

Bruce: I saw fear in their eyes

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Natsume Yuujinchou is a hilarious show because there's a whole action anime going on in the background with competition and betrayal and what's basically a war between the ayakashi and the exorcists but NO our main character is this kid in the middle of nowhere who wants absolutely nothing to do with that, he's busy making friends on both sides don't BOTHER him

And then we find out like six seasons in that he also happens to be practicing/interacting with Super Forbidden Unbelievably Powerful techniques that even the exorcists decided were too harsh. Hysterical.

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