iamfassbender

[iamfassbender]

Thank you Henry. I'm a fan of yours even though your portrayal of superman could use work.

Of course I do, I’m a very huge fan. I mean, of X-Men period, but you as an actor is exciting to watch as well.

[iamfassbender]

How can I be of assistance?

Hmm.. You’ll have to help me.. 

[iamfassbender]

The best way you'd know how. 

Oh? And how shall I do that? 

[iamfassbender]

Not yet. You might have to work on making me a believer.

You’re not?

[iamfassbender]

It seems to me that you already know who I am.

Usually starting off with a name is good, but you don’t need that because holy shit you’re Magneto. I swear I was just talking about you, it’s a pleasure.

[iamfassbender]

Oh. I'm not convinced.

Looks can be deceiving. 

[iamfassbender]

Good for you, I hope it works out.

Leaving with words unsaid kind of left me uneasy with a few things so I thought I’d come back and try to settle things.

[iamfassbender]

You definitely look the part.

You think I look innocent? 

[iamfassbender]

Damn them. I do so much better with a script in my hands. It's wonderful to meet you actually. I'm in the presence of greatness. Well that's nice to hear. Hopefully I'm his favorite.

I’m not sure. I was hoping they’d give me a script, but apparently you have to make it up yourself. It’s nice to meet you though, Mr Fassbender. My eldest son is a big X-Men fan. 

[iamfassbender]

I'm Michael. I'm taking the first sentence as a compliment, as well.

It looks like the room just got a little bit hotter. I’m Yvonne.

[iamfassbender]

That made for a wonderful climax in the storyline i'm sure. I don't know if he would. I played a lot of jokes on him during filming, so he'd be scared if nothing else.

I died. And yes, Evan. He was here before, bet he would be happy to see you.

[iamfassbender]

I can never be too sure about the innocent looking ones.

You think I’d offer you the standard shit?

[iamfassbender]

Understood. Resolution is good for all situations.

I’m okay with the fact I came back. I kind of needed to in order to resolve some things.

[iamfassbender]

I'll admit I got a tad greedy, but I'm deserving. Throw it at who? Everyone I've met so far has shown outstanding kindness. So I'll be sure to keep my mutation under control for the sake of you all.

One award. You got greedy and tried to take them all. Okay, but don’t throw it at us when you get angry.

[iamfassbender]

You know me so well. Really, those were my thoughts exactly. I called up some people and made sure I was on the first flight your way.

I am glad I could do that. It’s very nice to see a familiar face! It hasn’t, did you see me on tv and think hey it’d be nice to go stalk Jen?

[iamfassbender]

Of course, but I'm taking your word for it. I hope these aren't the kind you get on flights. 

They’re fantastic. I’ll give you a handful, okay?

[iamfassbender]

How did it end? Your Ex? The only person I remember talking about an "Emma" is Evan. So you could be talking about him.

I didn’t liked the way it ended, but it was fun to shoot, anyway. You worked with my ex on X-Men, right… Guess you’ve met him.