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I love how all of the Batman villains are like 鈥渁h he鈥檚 not at the manor, it鈥檚 defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch
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I have been thinking of this Canal+ ad with napoleon in it
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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead
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"you gotta play with the cards you're dealt" WRONG. i play pot of greed which lets me draw two additional cards from my deck
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We are born of the wet, made men by the wet, undone by the wet. Our eyes are yet to open. Fear the pey wet. By Wigan, fear it Lawrence.
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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.
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Blood test results are back. 0鈥檚 across the board, dry as a bone under the hood, they鈥檙e not sure what they鈥檝e got in those vials but it recoils from light and lunges towards living tissue, which is all normal for girls these days.
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