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Maybe I Don’t Really Hate You (Eris x Reader) MDNI!! 18+!! (Kinktober #3)

Being Azriel’s apprentice meant you followed him like you were one of his own shadows. You and Azriel were nothing more than friends, and you had noticed how much he pined for Elain, so you never made any moves on him.

But you did follow him everywhere. For example; Today you were at the Highlords meeting. A newly declared Highlord Eris Vanserra sat at the table across from you and Azriel. You could feel Azriels rage, could practically cut through it with a knife. You had attended multiple meetings sitting across from Eris, and there was always something that flickered in his eyes when you’d look at each other—you mirroring Azriels cold rage—Eris simply letting it breeze past him and melt off his shoulders.

Today you found yourself alone with Eris after the meeting somehow. Azriel had some “business” to attend to, and you had found yourself in the same hallway as Eris. Maybe it’s because you wanted to know why he’s your enemy. Maybe it’s because you enjoyed the thought of taking him in the very same chair he sat in during the meeting. Either way, you followed him down the hall, quiet as a mouse.

“Lord Eris!” You called. He turns to face you, hands in his pockets.

“I see Azriel has a new recruit. Learning how to snitch?”

“Is it snitching if it’s saving our own asses?”

Eris shrugged, and walked off. You had approached him with the intent of asking a simple question, but the opportunity never came. You quickly turned around and left.

The next time you and Eris found yourselves alone is when things got complicated.

You dressed in all black, a flowing dress that showed the top half of your cleavage, standing next to Azriel in The Court of Nightmares. Nesta and Cassian stood together, and Elain stood at the other side of Azriel. Eris had attended today’s event for unknown reasons, but as soon as he strode through the doors, he had made immediate eye contact with you. You held your stare, and you could practically feel the heat from his.

A few touches and glances here and there and you found yourself in a dark hallway somewhere nobody could see you both. Music flowed in from the main event and echoed through the hallway you two were in. His hands gripped your hips, yours on either side of his neck as his chest heaved. He nipped at your bottom lip and you couldn't pinpoint exactly where all of his passion was coming from. You simply knew that you hated his guts, yet you wanted him to fuck you into oblivion at the same time.

He paused a moment to look at you, his hair already disheveled, your black dress slipping off your shoulders, threatening to show more of your boobs.

"I want you." He said, his voice low.

Your brows furrowed, looking across his face. The look of hate was definitely still there--and you still couldn't stand his arrogance--but Gods, was he a beautiful male.

And now you were on your hands and knees, Eris behind you with a hand tangled in your hair, pulling your head back. He hadn't pushed himself into you quite yet, as he still had some teasing to do. You stilled, waiting for him to make a move when you suddenly felt his warm fingers slide through your folds, collecting the slick that had started the moment you saw him.

"You are a little slut, aren't you?" He said. His voice had deepened, and you let out a whimper as he did it once more, but slipping his fingers inside you, curling them, moving them, and you could feel everything.

"Hasn't Azriel warned you about me yet?" He'd knew where exactly to curl his fingers, and you dug your fingers into the carpet.

"I meant to ask you after the meeting last week," You started. He removed his fingers from you and lubed his cock with your slick. You felt hollow for a moment until you felt him rub the tip of himself against your folds.

"Oh?" He pushed himself into you then, your head falling forwards before he pulled your hair again, tilting your head back. He went slow the first few pumps before grabbing your hip with his free hand and starting a rapid pace that made you want to melt into the floor. You tried to be silent, but the power of his dick pumping into you so fast without warning had a loud moan slipping past your pretty lips. He removed his hand from your hair and slid his hand around your neck, lifting you up so your back was against his chest as he managed to continue his movement. His lips were against your ear, breath hot,

"Keep your fucking voice down." He hissed. You opened your eyes to look at the ceiling, mouth staying open. You could feel every thick vein of his member sliding against your slick walls with every quick thrust he made, and the hand that was previously against your hip was now sliding around your front, finding your clit and rubbing furiously as he worked you to your finish. The moment his hand touched you there you clenched around him and his head leaned back.

"Don't fucking do that." He groaned, pace stuttering. You could tell he was getting close. With the work of his skilled fingers, you were as well. The coil in your stomach built with every rub he made against you, every thrust he made. You shook with pleasure, body starting to slick with sweat as you hit your climax.

"Fuck," you squeaked, body nearly giving out as you practically vibrated with your orgasm. Your walls spasmed around him, his pace faltering again as he cursed and pushed you forward to the floor again, back arched as he continued his last few thrusts.

You could feel him twitch inside you, his pace slowing as he rode his orgasm out inside.

He pulled out of you and you quickly sat up, watching as he pulled his pants up, re-fastening his belt. You pulled your dress back into place as you sat there on the floor. He gave you one final glance before turning to exit the room, but not without grabbing your panties that were left discarded on the floor and throwing them to you.

"Next time you make a trip to Hewn City, leave these at home."

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Against the Wall (Hyun Ryu x Reader) MDNI!! 18+!! (Kinktober #2)

You sat next to Zen at the table, laughing at the antics of an enthusiastic Seven as he dramatically explained the premise of Zen's new role to Yoosung.

Everyone had come out to celebrate your lovely partner's birthday, and he was beaming at the table while eating the free ice cream he'd gotten. Jaehee was on the other side of him, rolling her eyes at Seven but a smile gracing her features, and Jumin sat on the other side of Yoosung, properly eating his dessert.

Zen turned his head to you, his hand moving down to squeeze your thigh as he smiled at you and placed a gentle kiss to your forehead. You smiled back at him, and placed your hand on top of his, giving an assuring squeeze back. He turned back to his ice cream, and your chest warmed at the sight of him enjoying his found family celebrating him.

You both get off his motorcycle after getting back to the apartment, and he lets you lead the way to his front door, unlocking it and leading you both inside.

"Thank you for an incredible birthday, baby. I love you so much."

"You deserve an incredible birthday, Hyun. I love you too."

He smiled and hummed, leaning down to kiss your lips. One hand was placed against your cheek, the other on your waist. After a few pecks, he licked your bottom lip, a silent request for a deeper kiss. You obliged, sucking his bottom lip as your hands ran up his stomach, his abs, up his pecs. He'd slowly backed you up against the wall, and your hands go up to his neck, gently holding his face with both hands as the kiss deepened further.

"Baby, be careful." He leaned his forehead against yours, whispering.

"But it's your birthday." You countered, kissing him again.

He groaned, "I'm going to take you up against this wall if you don't stop."

"What if I want you to?" You quietly asked, looking up into his eyes.

He grabbed a handful of your ass before moving back up to your front, his fingers pressing against you through your pants.

"You looked so beautiful for me tonight," he said, kissing your neck as you rolled your hips against his hand.

"All for my baby's birthday." You replied. His hands went up and tugged at your waistband.

"May I?" He asked. You nodded, and he pulled them down. There was a chill through the apartment that prompted goosebumps to rise on your skin, but he'd quickly be warming you back up again. His fingers went back to your core, quickly growing damp as your need for him increased. He rubbed back and forth across your clothed folds, and you couldn’t help but grind your hips against his hands. You moved your hands back down his sides, grabbing the hem of his shirt with your fingertips and lifted it up. He looked at you through his lashes and paused to yank his shirt off. He began unbuckling his belt next, and you put your hands over his to help him. He slid the belt through the loops of his black jeans, and yanked them down. As he got undressed, so did you. Unclasping your bra and taking it off under your shirt, sliding your panties down to the floor and stepping out of them, and he was immediately pressed against you once more. His fingers went back to your sex to find you wet with excitement, fingers moving in circles as you put your mouth against his, hands sliding down his abs to touch his length.

He groaned against your mouth, moving his free hand above your head to grab onto the wall.

“Baby, I can’t hold back. I need you so, so bad.” His words almost slurred with pleasure as you continued to stroke him, thumb collecting the precum from his tip and sliding it down the rest of him.

“You can have me, Hyun.” You moaned. He groaned again and removed his fingers from playing with your clit to your thigh, lifting your leg up to gain him access.

You held the base of his shaft, guiding him to your entrance and he sunk himself into you, against the wall.

His forehead dropped to your shoulder as he began thrusting, you clenching around him making him shudder as he started to pick up his pace.

You have one hand stroking his face, his chest, and the other hand moving down to play with yourself as he thrusts. He opens his eyes in time to see you roll your nipple between your two fingers, the feeling causing you to clench around him again, and he’s moaning deeply into your ear. Your hand drops further and you toy with your clit this time as he continues his pace, and it isn’t long until you find your high, your breathing going uneven and light whimpers leaving your lips.

Your cunt pulses around him with your climax and he follows shortly after, spilling into you, a mix of both of your arousals dripping onto the tile floor.

“Happy birthday, Zenny.”

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Divine (Azriel x Reader) MDNI!! 18+!! (Kinktober #1)

Az had been teasing you.

He'd teased you at family dinner in the River House, after you had snuck into the powder room together for a brief moment before his shadows could hear Nyx wandering the halls looking for his uncle.

He'd teased you before you even got there, as you flew through the air and he'd let the fingers gripping your thighs hold on a little too tight, slip a little too high up.

And now you were home, and you were ready for bed, ready to pounce on him, and he was taking his sweet time getting undressed, "stepping in the bath", because he was "filthy".

He'd brought you into the bathroom with him eventually, and he had you sat in front of him in the massive tub, helping him wash his hair as he'd let his fingers wander up the sides of your thighs; up, up, up your hips, and your skin practically buzzed with electricity, and you had been ready to go all day for him.

Azriel, ever the observer, knew this.

He was finally clean, and his lower half was wrapped in a black towel as droplets occasionally fell from his head. You sat on the edge of the bed, and he slowly walked over to you, a smirk growing into a light chuckle as he shook his head.

"What's so funny?" You said, looking him up and down. Gods, his hair.

"I just took a bath, and I'm planning on getting dirty all over again." He said, proceeding to lean over you so far that you landed on your back. His beautiful hands were on either side of your head as he dipped down and left open-mouthed kisses on your neck. Then on your collarbone.

"Baby, you've been teasing me all day. Can you please just-"

"I've been teasing you? What ever do you mean?" He feigned innocence, as if he couldn't smell it. He climbed on the bed to straddle you, lifting your gown up your legs, then your hips. He took a minute to squeeze the plush there, then looked you in your eyes.

"I want to try something different tonight."

Your head tilted, and you tried your hardest to avoid looking at those lips. He'd be the death of you.

"I want you to sit on my face."

Your eyes widened, and you started shaking your head.

"No, Az. That's how people break their necks."

"Hell of a way to die, I'm not seeing the negative here, baby." You opened your mouth-and quickly shut it again-because he had fully lifted your gown over your breasts now, and his head dipped as he suckled on your left nipple. His head came back up, and he put his lips on yours as his left thumb started rubbing over your right nipple.

"Please?" He mumbled against your mouth.

And that's how you found yourself straddling him. You were hovering over his stomach currently, his hands finding purchase in your hips once again.

"I'll be fine, angel. I've been smelling you all day, now I just want a taste." He practically whispered. His lips were puffy, hair a mess and still damp. He was completely bare, and you still had your flimsy little nightgown on. He used his strength to pull you up to his face by your ass, and yet you still hovered over his mouth.

"Sit." He commanded. You gripped the top of the headboard, about to say "I'm nervous," but you only manage a squeak as he suddenly grabs the tops of your thighs and pulls you down, and you immediately feel his tongue against you. You let out a sob and grip the headboard harder as you try to keep yourself from completely melting onto him.

You feel the light graze of his teeth as he puts his lips around your clit, and sucks. He lets out a little hum as an apology, and your legs feel weak.

His tongue slides down your folds to work at your entrance, going in and out slowly a few times before flattening his tongue out and sliding up to your bundle of nerves once again.

You feel the familiar tightening deep in your core as you begin grinding your hips against his face, another hum-this time of approval-leaving his lips, vibrating against you.

His hum is what releases the coil within your stomach, riding out your orgasm on his face, his nose bumping into your clit, causing shockwaves to go through you. You let out a final sigh, and move back to sitting just above his hips, his dick hard against your ass.

He looks at you, hazel eyes shining as his face is wet with your orgasm.

"Gods. You taste divine, sweet pea."

A/N: HEYYYY Happy October! KEEP IN MIND this is the first smut I've literally EVER written. Feedback is appreciated but not necessary, I hope you enjoyed. 🖤

Tag List: @horneybeach1,

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Heyy, I was wondering if you could do hcs of the acotar characters, rhys, cass, az, lucien, eris, etc. and what kinds of birthday gifts they'd get you, how they'd celebrate your birthday?? thank you so much!!

What the ACOTAR Males Would Do For Your Birthday~

Cassian: 🦇❤️

-Would do literally whatever you wished. It’s his command.

-Would sit in silence with you or take you to Rita’s, whatever you wished for that day.

-He has a tendency to put a lot of thought into his gifts, so it his gifts would revolve around your own hobbies. A music player with your favorite songs, a limited edition book series you’d mentioned months prior… fleece lined Illyrian leathers… anything.

Rhys: 🦇🌙

-Surprise parties. For sure—he wants to celebrate his Darling! 💕

-Would gift you a beautiful dress beforehand as well (made by his mother, of course. It’s unknown where his stash of dresses is.)

-Would offer some late night fun as well, iykwim 😉

Azriel: 🦇🖤

-Would want to spend quiet, 1:1 time with you on your special day. He doesn’t like crowds.

-Would plan a secluded vacation for just you and him, and you’d both dress up for a simple dinner night.

-He’d gift you a new piece of jewelry to wear (either he saw you eyeing it, or he saw it himself and it reminded him of you.)

Eris: 🍎🍂

-Listen: you are this male’s TREASURE. If his dad is still in the picture, he won’t risk anything. You will stay a secret for a while whether you like it or not. Not in a Tamlin way though—more in a “my father has killed females for loving us; you wouldn’t be an exception” way.

-He will only have 1:1 time with you. You’d be on a getaway vacation in a cabin not even his brothers know about.

-He’d gift you clothes, or an Autumn Court cloak, something thoughtful and beautiful. He’d also love to dance with you on your day.

Lucien: 🦊🌞

-This male pays attention. He only wants the best for you, he is a protector.

-Would maybe gift you a beautiful dagger he’d found while on his trips, or an expensive tea he’d caught you looking at while out and about together.

-Would also be another male that prefers his 1:1 time with you. It’s not that he hates crowds; it’s more of a trust thing. He only trusts you. He only wants to see you, be surrounded by only you.

Tamlin: 🥀💚

-Would be pretty basic about his gifts/celebrations until The Girlfriend Effect TM kicked in.

-Would gift you anything to do with a hobby you’ve expressed interest in. You gotta give him credit though, he’ll only gift you high-quality things.

-Tammy has grown to be not too fond of crowds anymore. He would enjoy a quiet dinner in his home with you, a walk through his garden. Maybe once he heals he will have a nearby village that’s thriving. He would be willing to eat dinner at a cafe in Spring Court with you, he’d learn to support small businesses.

Tarquin: 🌊🐬

-A day on the yacht? Party on da boat. He loves watching your hair blow in the wind, your smile as you watch dolphins jumping by.

-He would give you your own island if you asked. The whole ocean.

-If parties aren’t your thing, he would plan a whole dinner, a sunset boat ride just you and him, floating in the ocean while you just enjoy each others company until you want to go back. He’ll be out there all night if you so wish.

Thank you for requesting!! I hope y’all are ready for Kinktober tomorrow 😌😉

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The New Dusk Court (Az x Reader)

Chapter 1

word count: 1,051

It had been three days. And once again, the IC had met up at the River House, this time in the dining room, as they all sat in their respective chairs, and they all kept their eyes upon a single open book in the middle of the table. 

Nesta had found this book within the depths of the House of Wind with a little help from Gwyn. Next to it, a single, small map with singed pages laid–and replacing “The Prison” was “Dusk Court”. It was barely legible, but there nonetheless. The entire book was half-destroyed, but through the damage, one could slightly read stories of lush land, beautiful sunsets, and a secret that laid in a mountain within the island. A secret that only the High Lord of Dusk Court knew of, really, until what the IC can really only imagine was a war that left Dusk Court in ashes, and Morrigan’s family lineage no longer in control of Night Court, either. A time where there was still conflict over who could take advantage of Dusk Courts native animals, or who would have rights to the land once the High Lord died as he had no children. 

“You’ve read it all, Nesta?” Rhysand asked, his eyes remaining on the main attraction in front of him on the table.

“I’ve read it all. And that is all I could make out from the pages.” She answered. 

“This is still a lot of information, is it not?” Cassian looked to Rhys. He sat right beside Nesta, elbows crossed and propped up on the table as he leaned over it. 

“It is, I suppose. Mor, what can you tell us about the visit with Helion?” 

“Helion is doing well. He was very interested in what I was researching,” Morrigan swiped her blonde hair over a shoulder, “I told him I was looking for something to keep me celibate and he left me be. But I found some things that would definitely answer some questions.” 

Mor told the story of the book she’d read, how legend had it that the High Lord of Dusk was a shadowsinger. When the words left her lips, Azriel’s face paled slightly, as his suspicions were slowly being confirmed by the day. Manipulating shadows and darkness, as dusk would cast the longest shadows. It only made sense. But Azriel was gifted these powers, not born with them, and he constantly found himself asking, why? Azriel knew he was as strong as Rhys. Knew he was as powerful and quick as him, too, and he quickly realized what this all meant. 

“Azriel,” Az’s thoughts were interrupted by the sound of his brother’s voice. Hazel eyes met violet-blue ones, and Rhys spoke once again, “You are…” His voice trailed off, and Azriel could feel a familiar tapping on his mind as he slowly lifted his shields. 

How did I never notice before? Rhys sounded almost amused. My own brother… equal to me in power, heir to a court that I hardly knew existed. 

Azriel’s brows furrowed as he stayed in his own head. 

Why do you doubt yourself, Az? You’re smart and powerful enough… 

I don’t know the first step to becoming a High Lord of a dead court, Rhys. I’m not doing it. Azriel thought. Rhys’ low chuckle echoed in Azriel’s mind. 

There’s a first time for everything, brother. The Cauldron works in mysterious ways. The Prison sings to you things that I can’t even hear. Your shadows respond to the calling of the island. I’m not sure you have much of a choice. It’ll be tough losing my best spy. Azriel closed his shields. Rhysand wasn’t wrong, Azriel was feeling more drawn to the land as the weeks went by, and he knew he didn’t have much of a choice. His fear and insecurity was taking the reins more than anything. 

He couldn’t keep his head quiet. His shadows would speak, their becks and calls overlapping every night for a whole week, and Azriel’s face showed it. The Prison, the shadows, the dusk. A world, a woman, a love. A High Lord and Lady of Dusk. He’d attempt his late night walks through the city to quiet his mind. When that didn’t work he’d spend hours in the training ring until he’d noticed the sun was shining over the steppes. He’d lay in bed for hours staring into the dark, watching the stars and the moon. Wherever his eyes wandered, his shadows quickly followed, each one with a different request. 

Azriel stood in Rhysand’s office, staring at the different planets Rhys kept in his solar system model. He wouldn’t dare tell his brother that his eyes burned and he hadn’t slept in days, but Rhys would already know just by looking at him. Rhys sat as his desk, working through the piles of documents that lay there while he waited for Azriel to speak.

“I feel a pull to go there, Rhys.” Azriel finally muttered. 

“It’s supposed to be your court, Az. You’ll feel that.” Rhysand replied coolly. 

“I’m not talking about The Prison.” 

Rhys looked up from the papers he was working on. “A different world?” 

Azriel nodded. 

“I can figure out how to get you there,” Rhys started, but Azriel quickly interrupted. 

“No. I don’t want to raise any suspicion. I can figure it out myself.” 

Rhys sat back in his chair and shrugged. 

“If you can figure out how to get there, go.” 

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Days… weeks went by of studying and practicing how the Hel Azriel could leave this planet in favor of another one. He’d eventually made it there, with nothing but a single soul tie, diminished by the magic the world he’d stepped into seemed to lack. After lots of trial and error of how to function in this new world… Azriel found himself pulling up to a bookstore. He’d had a feeling that he’d need some kind of entertainment while he’d waited to magically appear upon his mate, so he’d set up the GPS on his phone, and took himself to a bookstore. 

He’d eventually wandered into a fantasy isle when he’d stopped in his tracks, because standing there was you, stood in front of a bookshelf with your phone and a coffee in one hand, and a thick romance book in another. 

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Kinktober Masterlist 🍂

🖤🎃 MDNI - 18+ - NSFW - SMUT AHEAD 🎃🖤

I haven’t posted any yet, these are just what I have planned for next month! Save this page, as I will update it with links when the posts are made! 🖤

day 1: face sitting w/ Azriel

day 2: against a wall w/ Hyun Ryu

day 3: hate/angry sex w/ Eris Vanserra

day 4: praise kink w/ Jumin Han

day 5: begging w/ Cassian

day 6: edging/denial w/ Azriel

day 7: thigh riding w/ Rhysand

day 8: breeding w/ Tamlin

day 9: swallowing w/ William T. Spears

day 10: teasing w/ Jihyun Kim

day 11: vanilla w/ Saeran

day 12: eating you out w/ Ronald Knox

day 13: size difference w/ Wolfram Gelzer

day 14: in the kitchen w/ Saeyoung Choi

day 15: first time w/ Lucien Vanserra

day 16: dirty talk w/ Sebastian Michaelis

day 17: dry humping w/ Yoosung Kim

day 18: sex pollen w/ Bardroy

day 19: face sitting w/ Jumin Han

day 20: against a wall w/ Cassian

day 21: praise kink w/ Tarquin

day 22: eating you out w/ Vanderwood

day 23: first time w/ Azriel

day 24: sex pollen w/ Hyun Ryu

day 25: in the kitchen w/ Bardroy

day 26: hate/angry sex w/ Ronald Knox

day 27: size difference w/ Azriel

day 28: vanilla w/ Tarquin

day 29: netflix and chill w/ Yoosung Kim

day 30: car sex w/ Saeyoung Choi

day 31: vacation sex w/ Saeran Choi

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What Music I Think ACOTAR Would Listen To!

based on vibes only 😌

Rhys: 🦇🌙

-Imagine Dragons

-The Goo Goo Dolls

Azriel: 🦇🖤

-The Killers

-The Neighbourhood

Cassian: 🦇❤️

-Nickelback

-Red Hot Chili Peppers

Morrigan: 🪩

-Doja Cat

-Ethel Cain

Feyre: 🎨

-Taylor Swift

-Coldplay

Elain: 💐

-Phoebe Bridgers

-Harry Styles

Nesta: 🩰

-Lana Del Rey

-Paris Paloma

Tamlin: 🥀💚

-Morgan Wallen… jk… unless??

-Noah Kahan

Lucien: 🦊🌞

-Hozier

-Fleetwood Mac

Eris: 🍎🔥

-Greta Van Fleet

-Tyler Childers

Tarquin: 🌊🩵

-Omar Apollo

-Frank Ocean

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I am no longer taking matchup requests, ONLY HEADCANON REQUESTS PLEASE! at least for right now! I will post and let you know when I start them back up again, but I’ve been getting so many matchup requests and not nearly enough actual headcanon requests :(

I hope to work on the first real chapter of “The New Dusk Court” tonight, so keep an eye out for that either late tonight or tomorrow! 🖤

I recently hit 1,000 likes, and I thank you all so so much for that! 🖤 I genuinely do love writing, and I love that you guys love it! Once again, this is just a hobby of mine to keep my writing skills sharp (and I love typing because I’m crazy I guess), so while things may not be perfect or be posted very quickly, just know it’s made with love. 🖤

Thank you!

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I would prefer male. I go by she/her pronouns. I’m 21, about 5’4” so on the shorter side. I’m a thicker/curvier girl! I have very curly dirty blonde/died red hair, it’s fading unfortunately :( I wear glasses! I’m studying psychology and anthropology! I have a huge love for music, I’m in choir and was in band. My hobbies include reading, working out, playing on my switch, watching movies, journaling/writing, and eating LOL. I also looooovvvvveeeee to decorate especially for seasonal things. I have a really aesthetic eye I feel. I also consider myself a witch, so do with that what you will😂 I do tarot readings, spells, astrology, all the stuff! My favorite colors right now are green and black. I love collecting rocks, crystals, and pine cones. I’m usually pretty easy to talk to and make friends pretty easy. Sometimes I can be shy but I consider myself more extroverted. I also have a sjm quote tattooed on my arm, and I also have a cute hummingbird on my arm:) I plan to get more in the future! Thank you in advance :,)!!!

Omg a fellow witch!! Hello @mockingjaytributes!!

I would match you with…

LUCIEN 🦊🌞

-another male who can appreciate a curvy gal. adores it. lives for it.

-he also loves your glasses, and whenever he catches you taking them off for whatever reason he will try them on, “how do i look? do i look as cute as you do?”

-would love to hear your singing. if you do choir concerts he would stop whatever he was going to show up at each one. baby is LOYAL.

-would love to sit in peace and watch movies with you after a long day. just wants to feel you close to him.

-if you were willing, he’d love to read anything you’ve written. he adores you, and naturally, this includes all of your talents.

-he will decorate for the holidays with you. would absolutely LOVE it. he definitely doesn’t take for granted the soft, domestic moments with his love. would hold the memories in his heart forever.

-would bring home little things from his excursions and leave them on the table for you to find for your altar. you wander into the living room one morning after he’s come home and there’s various pine cones, candles, dried herbs and rocks in a pile. “I thought they looked cool, I knew you’d like them.”

-a real power couple. a hozier-level love. (i hc hozier to be his favorite sry not sry)

I hope you enjoyed!! I will not be taking any more matchups for a while, as I want to keep my focus mainly on developing my headcanons for different characters! 🖤 Thank you for your support! 🖤

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If you're still doing the ACOTAR matches, would you mind doing one for me? Male or female, I don't mind. :)

I'm 27, 5'7", have short dark hair, and green eyes. I'm an INFJ, a nerd at heart, and tend to be a little too blunt or take things too literally. I have a hard time reading through social interactions and such because of said literalness. I also have ADHD, which tends to manifest as hyper-focus and self-neglect more than anything, and I consume enough caffeine to stun a horse.

For work, I study water quality and work in the public water sector. My job involves a lot of alone time and outdoor work while taking water samples then analyzing them in lab. I'm used to being alone, in the woods, like 90% of the time. My boss dubbed me "the plant's barn cat" because I show up after spending days in the woods with sticks and spiders stuck to my hair. lmao

The light of my life is my little girl. She recently turned 4 and is my everything. She's my mini-me, my partner in crime, my best friend. We do everything we possibly can together. Shes my whole world.

hello, @asaucecoveredsomething ! ADHD gang rise up!! 🥲 it’s so hard to do anything i stg, i understand you.

I would match you with…

AZRIEL 🖤🦇

-I feel like he could probably get along with your INFJ personality? He would like the peace and quiet you carry with you.

-he doesn’t typically beat around the bush when it comes to discussions, so you won’t have to sorry about having to interpret what he means.

-he understands how you have a difficult time with social interactions. he typically does, too. he will have a hand on the small of your back, or a thumb grazing the side of your first finger to help you both through scary social expectations 🖤

-he would try his hardest to keep you on task despite your ADHD. he might even succeed to a point.

-you both do well with working alone. two peas in a pod, you two

-he would be terrified at first. he thinks of himself as a monster sometimes, he hates his own hands, but when he sees your daughter he melts. he would protect you both with his own life, he would do anything to make you both smile.

-he would kinda give a sigh of relief, he wouldn’t have to worry about you tolerating an illyrian baby, he would want to adopt your daughter and raise her with you 🖤 he would be fine with just her.

Thank you for requesting!! 🖤

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hii love, I was reading your other mashups so I thought why don't ask one for myself 🫶🏻🫶🏻 I was thinking on male from acotar

so, I'm 17y, and 5"2'(161cm), also, I'm closer to a midsize girl. I have brown eyes, that almost get close when I smile thanks to my chubby cheeks, I have a big smile and my friends say that I'm pale as a white wall. my hair is brown and very curly, it's just a few inches down my shoulders. I also use glasses (when I remember)

I'm extremely extroverted, I'm entp, I just love talking, and if you let I'll talk for hours. I'm the funny friend who's always making jokes with everyone. I don't know how to apologize properly, so or I ignore and pretend that nothing happened or I'll just tell you that the food is in the kitchen if you want to. I got easily anxious and I feel like I need to keep control of all situations and think on all the alternatives that could happen. I have a bit of difficulty on expressing my feelings and some abandonment issues, i also call it daddy issues 🙏🏻

oh and I also have a lot of trouble in differentiate between the left and right side

I have a bit of all love languages but mostly touch and quality time. (also cooking/baking for the ones I care)

my hobbies are reading/writing, doing crochet, baking, going to the gym and watching car races. and no matter what, I'm extremely competitive, even if I don't have idea of what to do.

and right now I'm pretending to be a history teacher

thanks already, and sorry if there's any mistakes, I'm Brazilian so my English is kinda problematic 💞🫶🏻

Hello, @kylaisra 🖤

don’t apologize about your English, you’re doing amazing!!

I match you with…

CASSIAN ❤️🦇

-oh my, he’d be OBSESSED with your height difference!

-appreciates your extroverted-ness, would find it super easy to bounce off of you—it is because of this that you would be the funniest couple at Rita’s.

-it wouldn’t bother him too much if you have trouble saying sorry; to him, food is plenty enough of an apology lol

-he understands why you feel the need to be in control of different situations, and why you struggle with expressing feelings, and he hopes that he can help you relax and allow him to steer the boat sometimes when it comes to times of stress, he doesn’t want you to carry everything on your shoulders all the time :(

-you both share the love language of quality time! he’d love to sit and read with you, he’d love to be your gym buddy and push you to do your best!

-he’d find your competitive streak a little funny at first until you eventually kick his ass. it wouldn’t be funny anymore after that lol

Thank you for requesting, and I hope you enjoy!!

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hi!! i just saw some of the acotar matchups that you’ve done, and i would feel honored if u please did one for me :) i would prefer a guy, but would be open to others if none fit. my name is madisen, i’m 23, and i go by she/her pronouns. i have a degree in spanish studies, and i will graduate again soon with my other degree in neuroscience. i have always loved and been super passionate about spanish and language learning. i also enjoy traveling and experiencing different cultures a lot!! i’m not sure of what my exact career will be yet, but it will probably be something related to health. as for hobbies, i like working out/training, reading, listening to music, drawing, painting, hiking, etc. personality wise, i can be a little shy when i’m first meeting ppl and am somewhat introverted, but i can become very extroverted once i get to know them and trust them. i like going to clubs occasionally, but mainly bc i love dancing to the music and i don’t stay for more than a few hours usually. thank u if u decide to match me!!!

hello, Madisen! 🖤

I match you with…

RHYSAND 🦇

-he loves how intelligent you are, and would probably find neuroscience very interesting and how that may tie into his daemati abilities!

-would love to travel the world with you, he wants to be able to have fun travel stories that you can both share, him and his darling

-you would be able to train with cass AND rhys?! uh… i’m blushing lol what a dream. they’d love to have you join them.

-would also be a male to give you your own room in his house (or both of yours) where you can read, paint or draw to your hearts content ❤️ with a big window pointing to the mountains, or the river, or overlooking the city. whatever your favorite view is, he’ll make it happen.

-would LOVE TO SEE YOU DANCE. would love to join you at Rita’s and dance with you for a few hours.

thank you for requesting! I hope you enjoyed 🖤

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Hello!!!!! So I’ve been rereading the ACOTAR series and subsequently reading fanfics because of course. I was wondering if I could get a male matchup? I’m female, 20, average height and plus size with glasses, a round face, and brunette curls. Some of my hobbies are cooking, baking, reading, music, and travel. Post-university I hope to work on the business side of agriculture! A fun fact about me is I got my first tattoo in rome this year (a laurel wreath)

Hi, @saxgirl21 !!

Thank you for requesting, and I’d pair you with…

AZRIEL 🖤

-I feel like all of the batboys love plus-sized women, but Az is like 🫠. He LOVES your body, especially compared to his scars and angles, you’re smooth and soft.

-he adores your glasses.

-loves playing with your hair before bed, won’t comb his fingers through it, but instead gently will grab a ringlet and twirl it around his finger for as long as you let him. or if you’re sitting reading next to each other (or you’re in his lap), he will mindlessly twirl your hair.

-will eat anything and everything you bake for him. our azzie’s got a sweet tooth 🥧

-he’s probably glad you can cook, because he does not like fire. he will refuse to cook with oil as well. will avoid the kitchen if you’re cooking with it. but will show how thankful he is for the meal by washing dishes… or in other ways 😉

-with him traveling a lot for work, he’d love for you to join him (as long as it’s not too dangerous, of course. he can’t let his angel get hurt)

-would adore your tattoo and love to listen to any travel stories you have.

thank you for reading, and I hope you enjoyed! 🖤 thank you for your patience!

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Hii, i saw another one of your ACOTAR matchups and i thought i could try it, i would like it to be a male pls. Im 5'7 tall, i have dark brown eyes, dark brunette hair with some ginger natural hairlights and real pale skin. I love listening to music, mostly retro, i read, paint and draw a lot, im mostly an introvert, addicted to coffee, i have a little close group of friends, im loyal, calm, anxious most of the time and shy. That's it, thank you so muuuch<3

Hi, @yourunknownqueen! sorry i’ve been MIA, but I’m back now 🖤

I’d pair you with…

ERIS

-your brown eyes and brunette hair with ginger highlights would look so beautiful in Autumn Court!

-you both like music; he’d enjoy taking you to an empty room, gently grabbing your hands, and teaching you his favorite dances, just you and him ❤️

-he’d have a whole library just for you, you know. consider it a mating gift.

-or he’d love to take you to the revamped forest house after Baron is GONE (finally, Sara pls get rid of him) and proudly show you your own room. it’s filled to the brim with books, a music player, paints in different mediums, brushes, different kinds of canvas, and sketchbooks, charcoals, inks and pencils, with a big window overlooking where the oranges and reds of the trees meet the water.

-he appreciates the loyalty, the man needs some consistency in his life now. he enjoys your calm aura, and it doesn’t bother him too much if you’re anxious or shy. he has enough social confidence for the both of you.

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MASTERLIST 🖤

I AM SO SORRY YALL, but I will no longer be taking matchups!! I will gladly do headcanons for any of the fandoms in my bio, but I have only been getting matchups as of late and I’d like to build onto the characters a little more! Thank you for understanding 🖤🖤

ACOTAR

-"The New Dusk Court" Azriel x Reader series (PROLOGUE) (CHAPTER 1)

-What the boys would call their s/o

-Lucien fluff

-What music I think everyone would listen to

-How everyone would celebrate your birthday

BLACK BUTLER

-Double Charles w/ a teacher s/o

-Agni and Soma w/ a super shy s/o

-Phantomhive servants zodiacs

MYSTIC MESSENGER

-Saeyoung as a dad

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The New Dusk Court (Az x Reader)

Prologue!!

Azriel sighed as he walked up to the River House. He knew what this meeting was about, and he’d had his own thoughts, but now it was time to see what Rhysand and Feyre would have to say. He’d wondered what Amren would think as well, if she’d found anything in the many books she owned at her apartment. His shadows hadn’t let him in on any more clues. 

Cassian had just landed on the front steps with Nesta in his arms, and he’d smiled as soon as he saw Azriel. 

“Hey there, brother! Are you ready for this?” Cassian patted him on the shoulder, and they walked up to the door, just the 3 of them. 

Azriel shrugged, “Yeah.” 

Truth be told, he didn’t know what to think after he’d found out the news himself, his shadows whispering to him a single clue about what used to lay on the same land as the prison. He’d tried to figure out more, and ended up visiting Rhysand a few days later, having a quiet conversation in the living room over a drink. 

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“I read every book twice, there’s nothing in there.” Amren sat on Varian’s lap in a chair so big she could practically swim in it, and his hands wrapped around her torso.

“Could we visit Helion’s library?” Nesta asked. She sat on a couch next to Elain, legs and arms crossed. 

“He can’t know yet,” Rhys looked deep in thought, “and we are unsure if he knows anything about this already.” 

“It would be damn near impossible to ask him about the possibility of it without giving him a clue.” Cassian replied.

Feyre watched Nyx play with wooden blocks at her feet as she added, “We aren’t sure if he knows, and we can’t run the risk of there being any conflict over this until we know for sure what is going on.” She looked up to Azriel, “Have you heard of anything else, Az?” 

Azriel shook his head, “No,” he glanced to Morrigan, and back at Rhys. “But someone should ask Helion if they can browse the library.” 

Mor noticed his glance, knew he was talking about her visiting the Day Court, and quickly asked, “And what if he asks what we are searching for?” 

“You lie, Mor.” He countered. Silence filled the room for a minute before Rhys began, “It’s our main option if you’d be up for it, Mor.” 

Mor turns her head to Rhys and purses her lips as she says, “It’s no problem.” 

“You have a choice.” Rhys replied. 

“I know,” She looked at Az. “This seems like an urgent matter if Az is hearing word about it all of the sudden, so I will leave tomorrow morning.” 

Everybody nodded in unison, and Rhys raised his eyes to Azriel again, “Tell me about what you heard that night.” Azriel looked outside one of the windows to the sun setting over the Sidra. “I was checking the prison… I had gotten word that something shifted over there. Nothing was out of the ordinary, and I turned to leave when I kept hearing that something is alive. It said that the land had woken up. I don’t know much else other than that.” 

Everyone’s eyes were on Azriel as he kept his on the sunset. 

Feyre broke her stare and turned to Rhys, “Did you ever learn about an eighth court, Rhys?” 

“No, I don’t recall it ever being spoken about,” He took a slight breath in, “Az… could I join you to The Prison and see if you catch anything else?” 

“Yeah, when?” 

“Tomorrow,” Feyre whipped her head to Rhys, and it was obvious they were speaking mind-to-mind, “Evening. Tomorrow evening. Feyre Darling and I have plans.” 

Azriel nodded, and turned around. “We start tomorrow.”