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how are irl people ik finding me where are you coming from

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me when i shatter tf out of my ulna

“acute comminuted fracture of olecranon with 1.7 cm of distraction” <33

happened february 1st <33 three days in the hospital,, and was $288,439 <33 i love the american healthcare system

on a cooler note i now have 7 screws in my arm

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i love blocking blank blogs as soon as they follow. no kingdom of heaven for you my son. do you think thats how god feels when he kills unbaptized babies

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where would i be without juice. completely fucking hopeless i imagine

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“In my youth,” reminisced the old man, scratching his beard thoughtfully, “I was quite the quirked up white boy. No one in the village could best me at busting it down sexual style.”

“And were you goated, sir?” the young boy queried.

“My dear boy, I most certainly was!” The old man chuckled, a merry twinkle in his eye. “With the sauce, I daresay.”

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“It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳”

wowow (i deleted my first tumblr so i’ll never know how old that one was 💀💀)

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fuck uno oh my god 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Important if your in an abusive situation you can turn off this alarm

Please reblog to spread awareness

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i don’t care if nature is healing,, i want these got damn bots to stop following me PLEASE 😭😭😭

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Out of Touch

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its no longer labor day you cant reblog the todaybor day post anymore

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this is the worst possible change what the fuck

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25 years of ads peeled away