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reblog to claim ur accreditation!!

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“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again

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as humiliating as it is to repost myself from a light-mode-user's reddit screenshot, i cannot allow this year's zenquish to go uncelebrated.

celebrate my favorite holiday with me, my friends.

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This is the best idea in the history of film.

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Trees, like animals, can also experience albinism, though it is extremely rare.

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So glad I get to experience homosexual desire. One life and thank god I'm not straight

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Green Day solicit donations for HIV/AIDS organization, 1994

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Butches at pride ⚢🌈🏍️🕶️⛓️

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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

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“We don’t share clothes”

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Girls will be boys

Boys will be girls

Fascists will 💖 be shot💖

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in my last life i was a silverfish and in my next life i will be that same silverfish due to a clerical error but after that i bet its gonna be smooth sailing

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Alright everybody