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easily the funniest part of the wigan kebab video is that the guy who's walking in like he's just stepped into an alien planet is from liverpool and lives, at maximum, an hour's drive away

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what the fuck

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I just saw a story on AO3 tagged "pet p!ay"

TIK TOK MUST BE STOPPED BEFORE IT DESTROYS LANGUAGE

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Am I the only one who notices that new pickup trucks are afflicted with like furry porn levels of cartoon masculinity in their angles and faces

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-gently takes Elder Scrolls perfume girlies by the hand-

Honey. The male Princes do not smell like something you got at Lush.

Hircine is a hypermasculine woods-dwelling hunter-god manbeast. He smells like wet dog and unwashed jockstrap at best. If you're lucky, there's no eu de deer-in-rut mixed in. (piss. stags in rut roll in their own piss to attract the does. hircine smells like his own piss if he likes you)

Malacath smells like a gym.

Sanguine smells like cheap perfume and sex and spilled wine and beer and poppers. He makes it smell good, somehow, but still.

Hermaeus Mora smells like musty paper and fish and vinegar and the ocean.

Sheogorath, now Sheogorath might smell like something from Lush, if he's in a Manic phase. It'll change smell at random every few seconds, but it'll smell like perfume. If you're really unlucky, it'll hypnotize you like one of those weird pheremone fetish artworks/ Joker gas.

Molag Bal smells like old blood and rust.

Jyggalag doesn't smell like anything.

Peryite smells like reptile and puke. I love him, but he does.

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please witness its power

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Always a good time to burn down yet another village!

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Do I get bitches? Idk, do I own a cat shaped charcuterie board with mouse cheese knife?

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Why do people keep reblogging that photo of a goth chick in a combine harvester

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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts

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Can someone explain Dwarf Fortress to me???