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'How the F**k Does this Stay On' Hallowe'en Collab by aylithe

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Saw this on a door at work.

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Can we just stop for a moment and appreciate the hilarious badassery of this

I mean, this is Loki we’re talking about. AND Thor. The princes of Asgard, both incredibly powerful and potentially lethal. Like, you probably have some kind of a death wish if you try to cross them.

And yet Sigyn...

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THEN LET US DO THIS SHIT! DO YOU WANNA START OR SHOULD I?

I NEED ALL THE LOGYN FLUFF!

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DO YOU WANNA START A FLUFF THREAD?

I NEED ALL THE LOGYN FLUFF!

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"I love you."

"I wish you loved me."

"Everyone can tell you love me, it’s obvious."

"I just wanna give you the love you never had, why won’t you let me?"

"I want to hold you like no one else has, love you like no one else has, and make you mine in ways no one else ever will."

"I would kiss every last one of your scars away if you would let me."

"I know your scared, but I promise I’ll protect you."

"I just want you to be mine, and me to be yours."

"Can I just hug you?"

"I’ve never met you, and this is totally crazy, but wow I really like you."

"So….you free tonight?"

"You know I’m totally free tonight if you wanna do something…"

"Can I keep you?"

"Kiss me before I go."

"If this is goodbye, I have to know what you would’ve done if I had confessed to you sooner…."

"You look really beautiful/handsome in that."

"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven, I mean."

"Wow, I’ve never seen an angel before…"


”You’re the hottest person in this place.”


“I saw that. You just checked me out.”

"You’re cute, but I bet you’d be even cuter moaning my name and begging me for ‘it’."

"Aw, your so cute. How about I but you a drink?"

"Can I get a picture with you? Cause when I tell my mom/dad about this, he’s/she’s gonna want proof that I saw an angel."

"Hey, can I get your number?"
 “*wolf whistle*”

"I wanna fuck you."

"You look so cute in that skirt~."

"I love your outfit, but I think it would look better on my bedroom floor."

"I just want a chance to love you."

"I just really like, you?"

"I don’t know! Okay? I don’t know, I just…I just like you…"

"God, you look beautiful squirming like that."

"I wanna bite you, I wanna bruise you, and I wanna take you. Right here, right now." “Oh darling, I’m going to break you.”

"I wanna bite you, I wanna scratch you, I wanna bruise you, I wanna make you scream for me."

"I just want you to be mine."

"Just let me have this, this moment where we’re still us, please?"

"If you don’t love me, can’t you pretend for just a minute? Just let me have this, just for now, please…"

"When you leave me tomorrow, and I’m alone in this bed, I’m gonna wonder if you let people see all those bruises and bitemarks on your skin. I’m gonna wonder if they all know your my good little boy/girl or if they think they can have you, and that your there’s for the taking."

"Be a good little boy/girl for your master."

"Be a good little boy/girl for your mistress."

"Don’t hold it in, don’t bite it back. I wanna hear your voice, or I’ll stop."

"Shhh, shhh. You don’t want them to hear you, do you?"

"Bad boy/girl, I told you to stay quite until I said otherwise."

"Aw, your so cute when your begging."

"Get on your hands and knees and beg me."

"I really wanna get you home and out of all those clothes."

"Strip. Now."

"Mm, I might just leave you tied up, get you all hot and excited, then not do anything at all."

Send one for my muse's reaction!

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"I saw your browser history."

"Do you even know what you’re doing?"

"We’ve already tried this."

"You don’t even know what you’re doing."

"Beyonce isn’t that great."

"How many times do I have to tell you?"

"You have five seconds…"

"I don’t even know who you are."

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"No, intrusive was breaking into my apartment when you could have knocked on the door."  She chuckled.  "That was asking a question.  There is a difference."  She glanced around at the area.  "So is this shop you mentioned a long walk from here?"

Sigyn shook her head.  ”It is fine.  You could not have known.”  So she wouldn’t mention that again?  Maybe she was in the clear.  She slipped her hands into her pockets and added, “Goodness knows my relationship is nowhere near perfect.  But I think we could still make it so.  At the very least, we have a better chance than when we were first wed.”

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I enjoyed the new Captain America movie quite a bit. But I knew its soundtrack was missing something.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

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Sigyn shook her head.  "It is fine.  You could not have known."  So she wouldn't mention that again?  Maybe she was in the clear.  She slipped her hands into her pockets and added, "Goodness knows my relationship is nowhere near perfect.  But I think we could still make it so.  At the very least, we have a better chance than when we were first wed."

She nodded.  ”Yes.  As I said, it is complicated.”  ’Complicated’ really was the best word to use for it—it was hard to adequately capture all the feelings associated with a husband who she’d thought dead only for him to return slightly mad.  And that was just the beginning of it.  ”I would prefer if we did not discuss this further.”

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too cute

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My Muse Forgot To Lock The Door And Yours Walks In On Mine In The Shower. How Does Yours React?

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Calming CAT!

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She nodded.  "Yes.  As I said, it is complicated."  'Complicated' really was the best word to use for it--it was hard to adequately capture all the feelings associated with a husband who she'd thought dead only for him to return slightly mad.  And that was just the beginning of it.  "I would prefer if we did not discuss this further."

Sigyn’s face darkened when she heard the next question.  She knew this was coming, or she should have known.  She was tempted to lie, to say that there hadn’t been anyone, but she didn’t think she could make that convincing enough.  Instead, she tried to keep with her strategy of half-truth.  ”I am… it is complicated.  Legally, I am married, but my husband and I are spending time apart.”  She could only hope that Skye would not pry any further.

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Mun just saw the new X-Men

'Twas amazing.  Better than I thought it would be, anyway.

And teen!Quicksilver is such a perfect little shit you have no idea.

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Sigyn couldn't hold back a chuckle at her boys' actions.  "Is something amiss, Narvi?" she asked, as if she hadn't just seen what was going on.

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The twins were both on the ground. Váli was on top of Narvi, who was trying to push him off. He kicked him, making Váli lose his grip before knocking him off and getting back on his feet. Narvi ran, not wanting Váli to get ahold of him again. “Mama!”

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"Maybe your army comes and maybe it’s too much for us but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we’ll avenge it." - Tony Stark, The Avengers

And a *Bonus* (in keeping with Marvel tradition) -

Hope everyone enjoys these as much as I do - they took long enough to make. But they’re finally finished - hey, let’s celebrate with some sleep! Good evening, all. :)