iamsuggestingthatcoconutsmigrate
iamsuggestingthatcoconutsmigrate
I Am Suggesting That Coconuts Migrate
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"Crazy people don't know they are crazy. I know I'm crazy, therefore I am not crazy. Isn't that crazy?"
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Watching Jurassic Park and I have Opinions on this place as a zoo. Feeding the predators live prey?? There's other ways to provide enrichment! Also that enclosure is way too small for multiple large animals like that! Electric fences? Ha! Electric fences won't stop a fucking goat! Where's the zoo experts? Who designed these enclosures?? Were all zoos this shitty in the 90s???
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Reached out to a biologist to request some info about an extinct species of freshwater shrimp and the email she sent in response was not only lovely and helpful but also kind of poetry to me? People who study invertebrates are actually the most hopeful and compassionate scientists that we have.
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Capitalism does not breed innovation.
Tech gatekeepers have escaped so many investigations and consequences from breeches of trust.
The People need to make a change.
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From capitalstitchco on Threads
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happy birthday, asshole!
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one of the most entertaining things about using a folding phone is how sometimes when I close it in public a complete stranger will just be like "excuse me but did you just calmly break your phone in half"
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Gotta admit the headline is a banger.
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I knew outsourcing all of our banana factories would come back to bite us in the potassium.
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proposition 6 was an initiative by senator john briggs to expel gay and lesbian teachers from the school system. poster by a teacher's union, 1977.
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The Boston Sex Worker and Allies Collective have a Safe Reporting bill that there will be a hearing on during the Joint Committee on the Judiciary’s hearing on Tuesday 7/15 at 1pm at the MA State House Hearing Room A-2. This bill would enable sex workers to report a crime against them without fear of arrest. They need some volunteers to read anonymous statements from sex workers, or you can read your own testimony. The deadline to sign up online has passed but you can still show up in person day of to sign up. You can also email them about submitting a written testimony in support of their bills at [email protected]
Oh heck, that would be a fantastic thing to have. For anyone who can contribute to a good cause
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Genies can only grant wishes that are things that an ordinary person could do, just better and faster. The jinn are the creations of a divine being, and so they are part of the divine plan and cannot defy the natural order of things; a wish granted by a jinni can’t turn the day into night or the sea into yogurt, but if you wish for a temple to be built, a jinni will build it by hand, the way men do, and have it done in a day.
If you need a wish granted that defies the natural order you gotta catch a leprechaun, because no god was involved in their creation whatsoever. They just kinda showed up one day in the nineteenth century. The Aos Sí have no idea what their deal is
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I don't think men saying out of pocket shit to me on the internet is because they're men. everyday billions of men wake up and don't say out of pocket shit to me on the internet. this is clearly an active choice
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On the other hand I agree with this too.
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when she says she doesn’t send nudes
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“Why should a French or a German citizen be born with access to world-class services and well-protected rights (actual implementation on the basis of minority status may differ), while a Somalian citizen is not only denied those things, but also faces huge obstacles in becoming a citizen (or even a resident) of anywhere else? If you are born a citizen of Japan, there are 190 countries you can travel to freely without a visa; if you are a citizen of Afghanistan, there are only 25. If you are born a U.K. citizen, and feel like a change of scene, you can pay $7 for permission to go to Canada, hop on a flight, and stay for up to six months without anyone bothering you. If you are born in a refugee camp, it can take years before you even get a chance to live in a place like Canada. So how can we possibly consider ourselves to be people who care about freedom and autonomy, when thanks to borders our destinies are practically assigned to us at birth? Is it absurd to form your own state? Or is it more absurd to have states in the first place?”
— Aisling McCrea, No Man Is An Island?
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