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love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

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DEI does not mean lower standards.

You are thinking of white privilege.

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nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

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"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

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if the so-called batman fandom on this website was worth anything my dash would be perpetually flooded with art of Barbara Gordon wearing this shirt

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Whenever these entitled babies are like “Democrats need to EARN my vote and not just be non-Republicans!” this is what it sounds like:

Republicans: We will burn down your house and laugh while doing it.

Democrats: We will not burn down your house—

Pissbabies: OMFG are you serious?? You think THAT’S enough to get me to vote for you?! Not burning down my house isn’t enough!

Democrats: No, listen, look at this plan we have to help build a better house—

Pissbabies: OMFG you actually expect me to read this bullet point list summarizing your larger policy proposal????? You’re not shoveling dumbed down info directly into my mouth via tiktok???? Fuck you, this is why Democrats lose

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So the airbase has a commander whose name is Sergeant. His rank is Lieutenant Colonel and his office is, of course, private.

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Guys. I can feel it already. THIS is the year. This is the year that Jonathan Harker will go on his business trip with no issue. Just a lovely train ride through Europe where he collects paprika recipies for Mina, meets some friendly, living people looking to buy properties in England, and then returns home safely.

Free him from the time loop.

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I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction! 

I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD

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NGL I think it’s hilarious how angry Europeans (and specifically Italians) get when Italian Americans call themselves Italian. A guy can be 100% ethnically Italian, have an Italian name, speak the language, uphold Italian cultural practices and they’ll argue with him if he calls himself Italian. And it’s kind of the opposite of how Irish people treat Irish Americans. They’re like “JFK was one of us. Obama? Also one of us.”

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quite a few egg anons lately...

tbf all "cis men" are eggs

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This is the best one

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So, actual antisemitism like blood libel and saying Jews control the banks/government/media/space lasers isn't going to be included in the bill to "stop antisemitism"

But any critism of Israel is, including if that criticism is made by a Jewish person.

I wonder if - and hear me out here - it was never actually about antisemitism! Weird! Almost like that's what we've been saying along!