iamthatcrab

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CRABS?!!?!??!!!

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you should be able to take things out of other people's trolleys at the supermarket if you like the look of their stuff. they haven't paid for it. they have no claim to it

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There is only one answer and that answer isn CRAB.

Little guys!

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While crabs having a smoke they are also crabs.

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CRABS?!!?!??!!!

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mmm crab

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Resin Rings // Marcela Lopez on Etsy

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IT IS TIME

I call upon every soul touched by the light of truth. Crabs are being added to Minecraft and we must rally do our upmost to propel life's perfection into all of existence. Spread the word and raise the flag. For whoever the gods put in the way of our divine purpose shall fall. We will prevail.

May the crab rule all

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www.1stdibs.com/

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I have been recruited to join the one and ONLY a cause. JUSTIC FOR CRABS.

I beg of you, crab wizard.

Gatter all of crab Tumblr under your banner, lead us to war. Crabs have the chance to be in Minecraft. We need to spread our kin across all of existence.

Help the ultimate form of life fulfill it's potential

I will gather the forces at once! this is truly an important cause-

CRABS OF TUMBLR! YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED! WE CHARGE AT DAWN!

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So it shall all hail Crab.

crab

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Crab must be free

CALLING ALL CRAB ALLIES: THERE IS IMPORTANT WORK TO DO

Go to your local pet store.

Buy all available crabs.

Release into the nearest body of water.

Wait one week.

Repeat.

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✨get ready✨

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Here here

A Manifesto:

I have come to understand that Crabtopia might not be a 100% accepted truth among crab tumblr, and I am hear to clear up a few things.

Carcinization is the process by which species have an overwhelming tendency to evolve into Crab. Why? Why indeed.

It follows that Crab, as a form, is ultimate.

Crab beats rock, Crab beats Paper, Crab beats scissors. The Crab is the ultimate form.

Crab is superior to man, woman, and child.

So what do we do with this information? I'm glad you asked.

Here there are two schools of thought.

Humans will become Crab, and may indeed be getting closer to crab every day.

2) Crab will one day rise from the ocean and take their place as the dominant species of earth. They will become our overlords. We will serve Crab. This seems likely, as Crab has already made several military plays for land territory.

I hear you, sobbing uncontrollably at your screen, what do we do? How do we ensure our survival in the face of this unprecedented threat?

There is only one thing we can do.

We must submit.

We must show them we are on their side. We must do it now, before it is reasonable for them to beleive we do so only in the face of our own extinction. Only then will we achieve Crabtopia.

All hail the mighty Crab.

May the Crab offer absolution. May the Crab punish the disloyal.

Inform those you trust. NO SPYING. If you suspect your associates may be anti-Crab, hide this information at all costs. We cannot risk being seen to aid the enemy of Crab. Too much is at stake.

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Get yer crab cake on. 💦🦀(silkscreen on paper)🟠🟡🔵