I like to dance and things. I also like to be funny and stuff. Sometimes I can be a bit sad and that's when I can be poetic or whatever.
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Better slap that ass while you strokin'.
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I fantasize about fucking you way too often
sweetie
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really do wish everyone finds peace within themselves
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My bank was out of fucking envelopes. They gave me a Halloween bag full of money. I told them I felt like I was robbing the place.
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This shit is so annoying smfh (Wait for it…)
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When you talk shit online, but can’t back it up in person!
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if Twitter don’t stop with these shenanigans 😂
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Dude’s Texts Are Exactly What Not To Do When A Woman Cancels A Date
Words like “overreacting” and “psycho” don’t help.
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