Reblog if you have not been booped yet
4K notes
·
View notes
Sometimes I forget that I have face recognition on my phone and get super confused every time it magically opens itself.
0 notes
Me every time I see an equation:
0 notes
Happy New Year!
Let's make it a good year, we need it for what the last few years threw at us.
0 notes
Happy 6th birthday to my dog!
0 notes
Happy Halloween!
Here's my dog's costume:
2 notes
·
View notes
This is giving me Law from One Piece vibes.
“I’m telling you, she stole my heart, man.” “That’s awful, man. Breakups are hard.” “No, dude, she literally stole my heart.”
6K notes
·
View notes
God I hate fire ants, and allergies
2 notes
·
View notes
Why must you call me out like that?
29K notes
·
View notes
There was a kid at the steakhouse I was at, and he was so excited for the giant pepper shaker they brought out for his pasta. I wish I had that same joy.
1 note
·
View note
0 notes
Sometimes, my thoughts are just lowercase screaming.
2 notes
·
View notes
My relationship with my sister in a nutshell:
Sister: "Are you an idiot?"
Me, a professional dumbass: "Yes."
0 notes
Nothing is worse then being forced to sit though something and not being able to leave or do anything, and all you want to do is go back home.
1 note
·
View note
My experience playing Guild Wars 2:
Me: *Is doing my story quest peacefully*
- Travels to the next area -
Me: "Why do I hear boss music?"
- Two giants with plate armor and jetpacks break through the wall -
Me: *Confused screaming*
1 note
·
View note
The weather be like:
2 notes
·
View notes
My ADHD brain at 3 am.
2 notes
·
View notes