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I have a new tumblr.

For real this time. If you want to follow me you can find me. If not then don't. 

Hint: I am sentimental and I used an old favorite name.

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The other day I watched a CSI episode that was basically just a Nick/Greg episode (and it was a newer one) and Nick called Greg baby.

I almost screamed from being so giddy.

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Sookie is so damn backwards half the time.

You're supposed to get embarrassed BEFORE they've seen you naked, not after they've seen you naked a dozen or more times.

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If Eric claimed me like that I'd lie down on that bed and let him do what he wanted with me.

What is wrong with you, Sookie?

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I still ship Tommy and Sam.

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Well now, if that troupe isn't over played.

Really, Tara is not any more interesting now that she's into women. 

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That moment when you realize that Aunt Petunia lied about not being a witch and is about to show her magic to two gay men on True Blood.

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Oooh, sexy gay Jesus is still around.

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Dear Bill Compton,

Shut the fuck up and leave Sookie alone!

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Sometimes it's not whether Cinderella gets her slipper back, but it's about the fact that the prince even picked up the slipper at all.

Michael Scott, The Office

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WEST PUTTING AWAY THE LAUNDRY.

OMFG! HE IS TOO DAMN CUTE!

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lettiebobettie:

It is really hot here

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jawdust:

He had green eyes, so I wanted to sleep with him 

green eyes flicked with yellow, dried leaves on the surface of a pool—

You could drown in those eyes, I said.

The fact of his pulse,

the way he pulled his body in, out of shyness or shame or a desire not to disturb the air around him.

Everyone could see the way his muscles worked, the way we look like animals, 

his skin barely keeping him inside. 

I wanted to take him home

and rough him up and get my hands inside him, drive my body into his

like a crash test car.

I wanted to be wanted and he was very beautiful, kissed with his eyes closed, and only felt good while moving. You could drown in those eyes, I said, so it’s summer, so it’s suicide, so we’re helpless in sleep and struggling at the bottom of the pool.

LITTLE BEAST by RICHARD SIKEN

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I finally watched Inception last night and I really don't get the hype that came with it.

It wasn't anything brand spanking new and it ended the exact way that X-Men: Last Stand did. The same way that you aren't sure if Magneto really moved the chess piece because the cure failed or if it was just a trick of the eye, is the same way that you don't know if Cobb's totem is still spinning cause he's dreaming or if it's wobbling because he's not. 

And the movie was surprisingly easy to follow. I expected some major twists or for it to actually be like a maze that lead me around and was filled with paradoxes, but it wasn't. It was just dreams within dreams and oh wait, another dream. 

The effects were cool, sort of, but that was about it. Inception isn't a movie that I'd rush to see again any time soon.

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I watched a full episode of glee the other night because it was on and I was bored and Caillou loved the Warblers.

And I came to the conclusion that it is a terribly written show and Chris Colfer has a terrible voice. But I liked the original songs that New Directions wrote (Caillou busted a move to Loser Like Me). 

Also, I think it is in terrible taste that the competing Glee Clubs are named Oral Intensity and Nude Erections. And The Warblers are really the only group on that show that I can stand to listen to, really. 

Though if you like Glee I am not trying to knock you for it. You like what you like and I have no say. This is just me finally deciding that I give up on Glee and everything that comes with that show. I'll stick to watching Community and Supernatural.

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BUY T-SHIRT HERE.

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This is a Dean/Cas AU in disguise.