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one of my finals :) i made a full title sequence for iwtv youtube link

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the devil

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source

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i really am so excited to eventually see 18th century haunted bug eyed freaky scary beguiling cult leader armand on my tv screen again. when he finally shows up in s3 i will be cheering like im in the live studio audience of a sitcom

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who else is up watching season 2 episode 5 for the thirteenth time oh okay just me

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local man and his cat

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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

1994, dir. Neil Jordan

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Interview with the Vampire 1.04 | "...The Ruthless Pursuit of Blood with All a Child's Demanding"

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my infant death

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Vampires and scary movies go together like blood and.. well, vampires.

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Can't leave these two alone for one second, I swear 🤔

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LESTAT & ARMAND | Vampire Chronicles

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wow louis really took a big chomp outta daniel's neck

here i thought the shot of the scar from the pilot was the entire bite, but no, it's just the puncture wound from ONE of louis's fangs

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daniel is so shocked to find out they kept and psychosexually tortured him for 6 days in the 70's, like babygirl what exactly do you think they're doing to you right now 50 years later? making things burst into flame, disorienting you by extracting your painful memories, drinking blood right from the source while moaning obscenely and holding direct eye contact with you, appearing in front of you suddenly with vampiric speed, anything to make you squirm and tense and gasp, yeah sure that's just normal regular interview behavior. WAKE UP daniel they want to suck your dick i mean blood

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september 8th... 1973. september 8th, 1973. it was 11:07 here. it would have been 9:07 in san francisco. armand called me. were you there? did you hurt yourself?

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armand that night in 1973: i'm the quiet you've been longing for

armand for the next 12 years of daniel's life: daniel wake up i want to discuss the meaning of life. daniel how do i use the phone. use the phone for me. i know youre hungry so i just ordered the entire menu for you. get on this plane with me right now. beloved tonight we're going to the ballet. beloved tonight i found three people to fuck you instead of just one. beloved tonight we're watching this movie 18 times in a row and im going to yell at the top of my lungs if you even think about falling asleep. im going to experiment on you. i'm going to buy you an island. im not going to make you a vampire STOP ASKING. it's 9pm WHY arent you awake yet wake up wake up wake up wake up. beloved i blew up the microwave again