iamthemarmite

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Lets create a house where yelling means we’re having fun. When you hear a door slam you know it was accidentally pulled with too much strength, not slammed out of anger. When there is silence, it is Contentment, not another passive aggressive fight. The dog is no longer barking to protect, he simply just wants the cats to play with him. Let’s create a safe, warm environment that makes you feel like you can breathe, not hold your breath. Let’s stomp on the eggshells we use to tip toe on. Together we will make this house into a home. And welcome all with open arms into this kind and loving space.

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My new bread pans make the most... Symmetrical loaves & they scare me kinda

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“rent lowering gunshots” this, “we can’t let them know we like it here” that, i think everyone is just having fun posting cringe

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Do not fear.

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The only tinder bio that’s made me lol

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original character do not steal

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A goddamn legend walks among us

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(source: The Tennessean, August 9, 1925.)

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My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

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collection

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looking for an apartment or room in Dublin that doesn’t cost millions is like looking for a goddamn unicorn

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What the fuck is this ad omfgggg

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Long tailed tit is called stjärtmes in swedish

stjärt = butt mes = dork (or softy/softie, according to google translate)

this is a buttdork