iamthemushroom

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The only reason why transphobes always ask “what is a woman” instead of “what is a man” is because we all know that a man is a featherless biped.

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one of my favorite twitter accounts that is defunct now is it was this account called like Crazy Optical Illusions or something and they would just post popular optical illusions but edit them so they werent optical illusions anymore and they would just pretend and people would be very confused / angry in the comments

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I USED TO HAVE HOOP DREAMS BEFORE I FOUND OUT THERE ARE "other ways to score" 😏

IF YOU WANT TO BE MY B I T C H, YOU HAVE TO BE OBIDIENT, YOU CAN. NOT. BE A WHORE

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The earth is a circle it doean have corners stupid

ive sent my four fastest dollars to all corners of the earth

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honestly my favorite 4chan post

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the horseless carriage implies the existence of a "horse"

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wait so you want me to jack off ALL of these trades😰

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Des Moines Tribune, Iowa, September 21, 1960

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My dog's really a study in Buddhism. He can see my muffin wrapper and he's miserable. Crying. He needs to eat my muffin wrapper so bad.

I get up and throw it away. He forgets about it immediately and happily goes to sleep.

You are not sad because you do not have a muffin wrapper, my beautiful boy, you are sad because you want the muffin wrapper.

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bro is it parasocial to experience art

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guess who baked cookies yesterday

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Little gem from Reddit

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ok ok once again i know nobody following me cares about weather youtubers but this guy named ryan hall y'all created his own little ai robot assistant to help read his chat messages/provide weather updates called yallbot. but it's like INSANELY sassy. and ryan must've given yallbot permission to roast people in chat by straight up pulling annoying chat messages onto the screen today because ive never seen it do this before but im losing my fucking mind please please watch this