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Eeveelution T-shirts made by chocolateraisinfury
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me: why are you destroying earth!!!
aliens: because theres people who think that english is the only language they need to speak
me: thats fair i understand
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i love super specific buttons that could never be relevant to anyones life & this one is my favorite

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Shout out to my Arabic teacher that looked at us yesterday mid-lesson and said, “I’m worried. You all look exhausted and depressed.”
Of we were all like, “Oh yeah we’re dead inside, you haven’t noticed?”
And he snapped shut the textbook, threw up his hands and said, “That’s not healthy! No more vocab! Time for dancing!”
And he taught us a dance from Iraq and we danced instead of doing vocab. We didn’t stop dancing until he saw all of us laughing and was satisfied that we were all feeling better. It was perhaps the coolest, most kind-hearted thing I’ve ever seen a college instructor do.
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My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
Hi Jeffrey, I am afraid
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Nintendo: Hey! You wanna see how Luigi would handle being in a Castlevania game?
Me: BOY WOULD I!
Nintendo: He’d fucking die. He would Get Killed, and Die.
Me: Hmmm, I don’t like that.
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Ocarina of Time Link: Wait, why do you need a special mine for rocks to eat? There's rocks everywhere!
Goron: Hylians eat plants right? Why do you need farms? Why don't you just eat grass, asshole?
Link:
Goron: think before you speak next time, punkass
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“And there appeared to him an angel from heaven, strengthening him.“ -Luke 22:43
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You would not believe Bill Nye
If ten million Science Guys
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