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[iamtherealphantom]

Pshh.....would you like to join my exclusive and very elite club?- (theshadowofthechateau)

@theshadowofthechateau Depends. What is this club of yours?

[iamtherealphantom]

I’ll kiss you Jill

APPARENTLY i’m not allowed to kiss phantom but who’s gonna fuckin stop me

[iamtherealphantom]

the only thing im scared of is my friends being sad so,

....I cannot fault you for that

[iamtherealphantom]

Damn it Melanie!

DO NOT fall asleep at Phantom Manor 💀

(Hope he likes wearing makeup, she wrote it with a Sharpie .)

[iamtherealphantom]

UPDATE i found the picture of the flower and it's PINK!!! IT WAS PINK!!!

PROVE IT

[iamtherealphantom]

WHY ARE YOU MAD AT ME I TOLD YOU IT WAS THE ONLY FLOWER!!! plus coral is basically pink and pink is a GREAT colour

CORAL AND PINK ARE NOT THE SAME. I’D HAVE PREFERRED PINK. 

NO matter. I’ll just use it as 1000 when the time comes 

[iamtherealphantom]

FUNERAL HOMES ARE EXPENSIVE?!

I’d like to order 999 coral roses. Why? Oh no reason. Just need them...

@hunnyspouts What color coffin would you like?

[iamtherealphantom]

before i tell you let me just stress that beforehand i knew nothing about what the colours meant and it was the ONLY FLOWER IN THE WHOLE IKEA

THAT IS THE LAMEST EXCUSE

[iamtherealphantom]

it was coral coloured and it was the ONLY ONE THEY HAD

WORST ROSE COLOR. 

[iamtherealphantom]

I’m Planning A Funeral

Anyone know any good gravediggers?

[iamtherealphantom]

ok fine it was a rose but it was the ONLY ONE THEY HAD IN THE WHOLE IKEA

What color rose? It’s important.

[iamtherealphantom]

i don't know the names of any flowers in particular and i have no idea what you're talking about did i even mention a flower i don't think i mentioned a rflower a flower

Yes you did

[iamtherealphantom]

FLOWER KIND OF FLOWER. IT WAS A FlOWER

NOT GOOD ENOUGH. I HAVE A FAVORITE

[iamtherealphantom]

I LET HIM OUT!!! i even gave him a flower and i made him a little scarf and a noose the day after what else do you want from me!!

WHAT KIND OF FLOWER?

[iamtherealphantom]

@hunnyspouts ANSWER FOR YOUR TRASH CRIMES

[iamtherealphantom]

i let him out though!! he was too cute to keep in the freezer i didn't have the heart to do it he was in there for like 2 seconds and then i rethought my life choices

@hunnyspouts HOW DARE YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. 

[iamtherealphantom]

are you aware i almost locked a vinylmation version in a freezer at ikea? because i feel like u should be aware that i did

Sawyer, you monster. How could you hurt him like that?