iamthevening

[iamthevening]

masters degree in moving my legs around under the sheets like a big gay horseshoe crab

[iamthevening]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[iamthevening]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] trancend, i need to vomit this loser out of me

[iamthevening]

im not the stepadder im the ladder you step up, the lastter that stepped up,. i m the ladder that stepped up. you know. im not the step latter im the ladder that steppes up. that you step up. laddewr

[iamthevening]

once i figure out how to do anatomy and facial expressions and proportion and foreshortening and basic perspective and color theory and composition then youll all be sorry

[iamthevening]

i used to be a green onion

[iamthevening]

Imaginr if there were Two women with something Gay & Weird going on

[iamthevening]

Imaginr if there were Two women with something Gay & Weird going on

[iamthevening]

*becomes a vtuber and does nothing but play solitaire on stream for 5 hours straight without winning a single game*

[iamthevening]

this tweet is a foundational text for terminally-online bi people everywhere because let's face it, many of us are the grungler, but "whatever happened to beauty" legsweeps me every single time

[iamthevening]

I really like those "here are my ocs with their pride flags" type of arts and I thought of making one but unfortunately I just keep making bi bitches

[iamthevening]

[iamthevening]

goodnight to crazy people only

[iamthevening]

ocs…

[iamthevening]

i've never used picmix before but I had a vision and needed to see it through

[iamthevening]

as we all know, red dragons breathe right-channel audio, white dragons breathe left-channel audio, and yellow dragons breathe video.

[iamthevening]

LOL but seriously release the hounds