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i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over
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How do I know I'm breaking generational curses?
When my family says they're "drinking their dinner", they mean getting hammered instead of feeding themselves. When I say it, I mean I'm really craving soup tonight.
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Bro even my sexy mutuals are having it tough. That's when you know the economy is straight up tanked
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Imagine being buried alive and then seeing this little guy with a backpack suddenly arrive
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Seeing a cyber truck in person is truly a bonding experience. Someone parked one of those monstrosities in a no parking zone at work and me and my coworkers gathered like this
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My flesh, my home 🦪 🫧
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funny as hell next question
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sorry for acting batshit crazy I was feeling a little unwanted
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