iamverysirius

[iamverysirius]

Today was good.

[iamverysirius]

Camden market aka the most satisfying day of this month. I’m stuffed with good food and my eyes are sated too. Also now I have a shopping list.

[iamverysirius]

Oh you definitely shouldn't be...Juuust a few... a while.Yes, a while.  -stretches his arms- Merlin this feels good. Less wormish.

Okay maybe it's not so much fun when you're at the other end of a prank...

*Smiles* Don’t worry about it, dear. All girls are insecure about their appearance. Were you stuck here long?

[iamverysirius]

And you forgot your crown at home. Don't worry I can wait till you get it. Go ahead.

No way! I insist!

Okay maybe it's not so much fun when you're at the other end of a prank...

Yes of course, I believe you and did you know that I’m the Queen of England? I think I’ll pass this time around. Maybe some other day.

[iamverysirius]

I don't know what you're talking about! All Blacks are adorable! We plant trees and flowers, we go on pony rides, and play polo in spear time! It's jolly!

Oh but I insist you join me! It's very relaxing! You look like you need it.

Okay maybe it's not so much fun when you're at the other end of a prank...

maybe so, but I thought Blacks weren’t—what’s the word—kind? Oh, well I was about to get you out of there but since you are experiencing modern yoga I guess I”ll just leave you there. 

[iamverysirius]

Clever my ass.

It's pure luck and idiocy! Completely no finesse! No imagination! No future! Such a pitiful prank is an insult on everything I love and hold dear! - shouts out and lays his head flat on the floor -  I'm gonna need some kind of a therapy after this.

Okay maybe it's not so much fun when you're at the other end of a prank...

I’ll pass, though whoever came up with this -gestures to him- must of been very clever. 

[iamverysirius]

I'm here to convince you about your beauty! Look, I even wrapped myself like this especially for you.

Okay maybe it's not so much fun when you're at the other end of a prank...

*Walking over and unwrapping him* I wish. Angels are beautiful. Who wrapped you up like this then? 

[iamverysirius]

Well mine had to actually scratch her eyes out than! Good to hear!

Actually surprisingly no. There's a little irritating imp above me. But except for that I'm having quality time! This position sure must help with my blood pressure. I consider it a modern yoga.

Okay maybe it's not so much fun when you're at the other end of a prank...

Well she is your mother and a mother loves is always blind. For a majority of them. [laughs while leaning on her heals] You having fun there, Sirius?

[iamverysirius]

I can't believe that either! Well accidentally my first suspect is James and then Remus. They're almost my master-minded level but this time with a flow of god damn luck! If not them than I'm out of ideas but I don't take competition very well.

Sher... what? Why would we share homes? Lily it's an investigation time not play time!

Okay maybe it's not so much fun when you're at the other end of a prank...

Are we going to play Sherlock Holmes? I’m in. But I won’t let you kill anyone. I can’t believe you got pranked. They must be a mastermind of some sort.

[iamverysirius]

Now that's a golden heart I see here! You must be an angel!

Okay maybe it's not so much fun when you're at the other end of a prank...

Oh Sirius you poor thing. Here, let me help you.

[iamverysirius]

Oh hun, this is the thing my 'mommy' would resist the strongest imperius for

Oh you said the magic word! How I love dares! - actually tugs forward trying to bite her -

Okay maybe it's not so much fun when you're at the other end of a prank...

I dare you to try and wiggle and bite, Sirius. Did mummie tell you that, you know what they say, don’t believe everything she tells you.

[iamverysirius]

Yes. It's called Wiggle-the-Friggle. Haven't you read Witch Weekly? You want my copy?

Okay maybe it's not so much fun when you're at the other end of a prank...

Is this a new look, Black?  

[iamverysirius]

I have no idea. Yet.

Oh Merlin it's a bliss. I can feel my legs. Wobbly, but they're alive! Time for investigation. Well Lily if you want to congratulate them you can help me bloody find them so you can do it over their grave for a dramatic input.

Okay maybe it's not so much fun when you're at the other end of a prank...

(She moves her wand casting and counterspell) There you are Black. Who did this to you? I must congratulate them.

[iamverysirius]

Don't provoke me I can still wiggle and bite.

I look good all the time. Not only as a burrito.

Okay maybe it's not so much fun when you're at the other end of a prank...

but I can say you look a whole lot better wrapped up.

[iamverysirius]

Okay maybe it's not so much fun when you're at the other end of a prank...

Now can somebody kindly unwrap me before I make a murder attempt looking like a worm?

[iamverysirius]

No.

Miss me?

[iamverysirius]

That's why we keep you around

Don't worry I'll take this burden and save you from any possible corruption!

Anyone fancy a butterbeer?

I took this pack away from a couple of second years. I’m kind of a great prefect, right?