iamyourgrandma

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This is the ONLY Valentine’s gift idea. 

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One of the best parts of having a toddler in your life that can navigate YouTube is they find some wild shit

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I have four closets in my new apartment and a pantry.

I’m gonna cry

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the only real victims of cancel culture were the dixie chicks

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I’m moving for the first time in four years, and i forgot how much i hate moving 😭

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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

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BYE

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So a friend of mine told me how yesterday his coworker died on the way to work due to speeding and crossed a red light (she was late for the third time, so I’m guessing she was trying to avoid a write up). As soon as she crossed the light she was hit on the drivers side by a semi. The messed up part is that in less than an hour her table was cleared for a new worker. In less than 4 hours they had sent out the news that they are hiring. By the end of the day the hiring manager had contacted 4 people for an interview. Moral of the story is, these jobs don’t care about your ass. They will replace you in a snap. Don’t risk or waste your life trying to go above and beyond for a job that could care less about your wellbeing.

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there will be a moment when you realize you are more grown up than your parents are. this is the loss of childhood, my love. it is when you’re standing in the kitchen and one of your parents is screaming about something and you recognize: you will let them win the fight not because you are wrong, but simply because you know that they will keep shouting unless you drop the subject. you expect them to have childish understandings of things. they will hold onto their concept of the world as if it was not a changing thing. they must be right, and they must be somehow more right than you, always, in everything. their idea of control is so necessary to who they are that you just let it go.

this is the moment. you are 11 or 17 or 21. and you realize that you’re more mature than they ever were. 

and in some odd, sad way, this frees you. where they have stagnated, you continue.

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Your future self is talking shit about you

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when linda cardellini shot her dad in legally blonde bc he married a girl the same age as her ... she made some points there

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𝗥𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗜𝗻 𝗣𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗲, 𝗖𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗼𝗻 𝗕𝗼𝘆𝗰𝗲 (1999-2019)