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Why do I not see anyone talking about how Felix peels that poor banana? Yes, I love his amazing life advice. And yes, life is a banana, but he straight up went in the middle. Why are we all sleeping on his weird fucking banana habits.

Like it straight up looked like he cut it in half and started from the middle judging by the short pieces, but the bottom is still long???

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"So it seems like doubling fingering myself really works and it's the only way I can get it on."

- me, to my roommate, about putting my contacts in.

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Pros of having a half demon girlfriend

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Missed drawing angst lately so did a quick piece :3

Peaceful version and an angst version :D

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“when you find the right person you’ll change your mind about having kids” WRONG 👎❌ the right person doesn’t want kids either

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She can’t think straight while she’s writing

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for me this is genuinely the only way polytrix + jinu could work out

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Lol how badly do you want this to be a fan fiction cause I have three days off and I ain't doing shit.

I'm surprised that I haven't seen a fic where Zoey tries dating another kpop star and it doesn't work out and Mira comes pick her up and spoils her rotten with affection and treats 💕

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Not me finding out today that Keeho could have voiced in K-pop demon hunters. What a loss we faced. What a deviating thing to find out about.

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One of the dudes at dnd keeps calling me small, tiny, and light, and it's lowkey triggering lol

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Someone messaged me on X to tell me they accidentally reported me for scamming. Like, okay? I use X to follow my vtuber friends and get updates about the different kpop groups I follow. I know they gotta look into shit when those reports come through before they just outright ban someone and you know what they will find? Way too much minsung with a tiny hint of Keeho and a sprinkle of Sunoo.

I'm not worried. Ban me please and maybe ill stop being parasocial with Korean men I've never met

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i am, once again, on the right side of twitter

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burn out

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I tried contacts for the first time today. Like what the fuck? You guys have peripheral vision. That's fucking wild. I didn't have to be scared of things moving to my sides that I couldn't see.

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Open windows, distant yesterdays.

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