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[ianlahey]

okay that’s true

[ianlahey]

lena no

[ianlahey]

be prepared for alf 

[ianlahey]

but you’ll be doing happy waddles 

[ianlahey]

it’s okay. i am too. like with taylor tickets. 

[ianlahey]

as long as nothing runs out of stock before i can get it 

[ianlahey]

i can’t be trusted with money when all the things i wanted as a teen are at my reach 

[ianlahey]

it was a fancier version. and i was so tempted. 

[ianlahey]

someone on tiktok paid a lot of money for one of those 

[ianlahey]

you might have to do something illegal to get it 

[ianlahey]

they don’t know the money pit they’re sitting on 

[ianlahey]

not even a little?

that makes stella sad. but it could be hormones at this point.

[ianlahey]

grown adults that pay taxes and everything!

he’ll stop as soon as he remembers that his grandbaby is half jack’s 

[ianlahey]

they’re so not kids!

that’s how happy he’s going to be about that little alien

[ianlahey]

nobody talk to me

[ianlahey]

No more talking.

I come bearing gifts.

[ianlahey]

Are you okay?

I come bearing gifts.