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I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?
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Daddy im so horny . PLease help me
bitch im tryna survive a category 5 hurricane
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so it’s the month of may huh?…well if you replaced the ‘m’ in may with ‘g’ well…you ‘may’ be surprised at what you find 😏😏
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listen im seeing a lot of people being like "oh my god thor might have a crush on Peter quill because of that scene in the new love and thunder trailer!" like no. Absolutely not. It's disney and it's never gonna happen. HOWEVER disney queerbaiting people with Chris Pratt might be the funniest thing they've ever done
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Welp, so much for the prediction that he and Chris could host within a few years as the ultimate Oscars gimmick.
Two genuine apologies and he resigned from the academy. But it's just not enough for these people.
All his projects are on hold. Deals are on hold. Now he can't attend the Oscars for ten years.
I've never witnessed anyone in Hollywood actually be punished by Hollywood until now.
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but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

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if you think math is hard, try explaining the anatomy of a stringed instrument without laughing
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