iaport
iaport
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iaport · 4 years ago
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Why does every day feel like “another day, another missed opportunity?” 
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iaport · 4 years ago
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So I went to the bathroom this morning.
I stood there for a good 5 minutes before I realized: “Oh, wait, I finished peeing 4 minutes ago.” 
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