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i feel strongly about this

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nothing has fucked me up more than knowing the australian white ibis has a near-identical sister species called the african sacred ibis. the african sacred ibis is associated with thoth, ancient god of wisdom and reason. the australian white ibis is most commonly referred to as a “bin chicken”.

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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time

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spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

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I learned the names of 108 camp children in three days. I have no idea if that’s actually impressive or not but I’m proud of myself. Anybody else accomplish a similar feat recently?

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NO NO NO I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SAFE WHY AM I FOLDING AT "SWEETHEART"

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Also my #Truth

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Screenshot of my other gorgeous girlfriend*

*Fictional Man... Object... Literal Shower

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so many eddie & volt requests but they don't know i'm working on a johnny fic

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im having a normal one tonight

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I love that Johnny Splash canonically doesn't swear <3 He says 'gosh-darn' then murmurs out a soft 'sorry for swearin' Mama' and I... I need to put this gorgeous weird man in a jar so I can study him <3

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Please see my vision U guys...

More HCs:

1:

- Dorian having something in his palm and handing it to Johnny. Johnny gets confused and thinks he wanted a hand kiss and kisses his hand earning a smack on his head which is followed by "No, idiot! Take this!" (Dorian face prob a shade of tomato)

2:

Johnny: "Come on in darlin'"

Dorian: "Johnny."

Johnny: "Oh right sorry! No darlin' 'round here! Just Dorian!"

Dorian: "Better."

3:

Dorian spawns a loading symbol over his head everytime Johnny opens his mouth (His British ass doesn't understand half of Johnny 60' American references)

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(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times

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I NEED A SALLY FOR RHIS DSMP RP SERVER PLEASEEEE SOMEONE 18 + I MISS MY WIFE

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if tumblr was an online game i'd run my character up to your character and spam the jump button and do backflips and frontflips over your character's head to show you i'm excited to see you on the dash

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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that