Autumn 🍁 33 ♎ 2 dogs, 1 cat 🐍 professor 📚 drowning in anxiety 24/7 🖤 bi/polyam
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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god
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You know every show that the premise is like “people find out ghosts/monsters/demons are real and are charged with stopping them” appeal to me way more now as a post-graduate not because I believe in ghosts more or whatever but because can you IMAGINE just being handed a job that you don’t even need to apply for? Like just being told “basically there’s this bad thing and all you do is make sure it doesn’t do what it wants” that’s just customer service baby and I worked that for 6 goddamn years! Just TRY getting past “I have a job to offer you” before I can jump down your throat agreeing.
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me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area
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Don't forget to water your eldritch horror best friend so he can grow up strong and healthy <3
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u can just mod the english languie if you want. its not that toughies.
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