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I felt like you guys will appreciate this

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I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT I LOST MY SHIT AT THIS MOMENT. It's the most emotionally constipated backhand compliment and paranoid control freak showing his love thing I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. He's friends with Barry, Arthur, Diana, Ollie, that means something for Batman to say that, but then he'll turn right around and say, "But I don't trust their judgement for shit when it comes to my kid, who by the way, is clearly the best trained out of all you, because he's the best period, and I'm not risking my precious son on your dumb sidekicks." HELP PLEASE HE'S THE WORST AND THE BEST HE LOVES HIS KID IN THE WORST POSSIBLE AND MOST HILARIOUS WAY

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killed a thousand flies

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Infuriatingly proud of each other’s contingency plans

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bruce finds out that he owns 20 acres of land in upstate new york but doesn't remember buying it. he's had a lot of hits to the head ok? upon investigation he finds that a crew has been hired to build barns? fencing? coops? stables? did he buy clark a new farm?

he goes to check it out and when he gets there he finds his oldest and youngest sons both there. dick is talking with people and damian is "testing the integrity" (kicking and shaking) of the fences

turns out damian wanted a sanctuary for abused farm animals and dick thought it was a wonderful idea. they go up there whenever they're free and bruce has never noticed until now

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10 year old Dick: "Bruce, when you get married, can I be the best man?"

Bruce: "Of course, chum."

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12 year old Dick: "Hey Clark, do you think when you get married, I can be your best man?"

Clark: "I don't see why not."

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25 year old Dick: "In my defence, I had no way of knowing you'd end up marrying each other."

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I am the Bad Wolf. I create myself.

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donna calling martha right after sixteen paid a visit and the doctor is now kissing themself on the mouth: girl guess who the doctor just regenerated into

martha: oh no

donna: oh yes

martha: i owe you 50

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Okay, Doctor Who—at this point, you have to bring Romana back. If for no other reason than to let her ruthlessly roast the Doctor’s recent regeneration choices.

“You gave me grief for reusing the face of a princess we met once, and but you have now reused a face and regenerated into the face of your ex? Are you joking????”

Let her bully them. She’s earned it.

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Doctor Who The Reality War

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You know who really wins with that ending? The fan-fiction writers. They're gonna have a field day with this one.

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"Myeh myeh I'm the last of the Time Lords" Nyssa is literally the sole survivor of a planet whose defining feature was how nice it was. Everything and everyone she knew and loved was destroyed and she barely brings it up after season 19 because the writers figured people would forget about it. I think her suppressed grief and how being the last Trakenite motivates her to help and heal people is a really fascinating side to her character that gets overlooked by people being like "oh she's just a nice girl who was boring so they wrote her off"

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DOCTOR WHO (2005) 1508 - The Reality War

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will she be afraid of her own reflection?

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Repeat after me:

The Jedi taught emotional control, not repression.

The Jedi took kids with parental consent, they did not kidnap them.

The Jedi did not hold people against their will, they could leave the Order at any time.

The Jedi were not "just as bad" as the Sith.

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Actual footage of me patently waiting for my favorite author to upload😫😫😫

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Me after clicking a p link thinking it was a fic rec.

Jumpscare.