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Send “Peck” for a reaction from my muse when yours give them a kiss on the cheek.

Or:

 “Smooch” for on the lips

“Double Smooch” for on the neck

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Essentially, thats the gist of it. Lapis mainly made them because she was bored, I think.

Not particularly, though I suppose it can’t just be something that exists on its own? Like I made a pedestal and other various things for the tape recorder, I don’t just point at the tape recorder and call it a meep morp, if that makes sense.

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Not particularly, though I suppose it can’t just be something that exists on its own? Like I made a pedestal and other various things for the tape recorder, I don’t just point at the tape recorder and call it a meep morp, if that makes sense.

Essentially its a form of physical expression.

Like I made one to represent the time I had a tape recorder gifted to me by Steven until it was broken, it makes me feel sad.

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Send O///O to put a collar and leash around my muses neck.

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Essentially its a form of physical expression.

Like I made one to represent the time I had a tape recorder gifted to me by Steven until it was broken, it makes me feel sad.

Yes I’d say we are definitely from different Verses then.

Meep Morps are the expression of ones self through music, without sound, so there really isnt music. Which is why me and Lapis thought of a new name, and have decided upon Meep Morps. 

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If you’re gonna join the Crystal Gems, you gotta start dressing like one Peridot! xD

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I WILL TALK TO HER ABOUT SUCH TOO THEN.

OF COURSE, I WOULD ASK IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, BUT I COULDNT GRAB YOU IT ANYWAY SO UHH

DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT ANYTHING I GUESS?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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WHO CARES? 

ITS NOT A COMPETITION TO SEE WHO IS THE BEST PERIDOT OR LAPIS.

I HAVENT FOUND YOU TO BE A BURDEN, NEITHER YOU OR THE LAPIS I LIVE WITH, AND I AM SURE THE PERIDOT THAT LIVES WITH YOU BELIEVES IT TO BE THE SAME.

IN FACT WHEN ME AND SAID PERIDOT FIGURE OUT MULTI-PARADIMENSIONAL TRAVEL I WAS HOPING I COULD VISIT YOU AND LEARN ABOUT THESE ‘2D MOVING MEEP MORPS’ IN PERSON OR WHATEVER.

JUST BECAUSE YOU TAKE THINGS AT YOUR OWN PACE AND RESPOND TO THINGS IN YOUR OWN WAY DOESNT MAKE YOU DIFFICULT OR A BURDEN.

I LIKE TALKING TO YOU AND WOULD EVEN IF THE LAPIS I LIVE WITH HAD A BLOG.

AND EVEN IF SHE DOESNT YOU STILL HAVE YOUR DIFFERENCES FROM HER.

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Yes I’d say we are definitely from different Verses then.

Meep Morps are the expression of ones self through music, without sound, so there really isnt music. Which is why me and Lapis thought of a new name, and have decided upon Meep Morps. 

………. I take it you are not the Jasper I know, for I hear no threats of shattering for joining the Crystal Gems (and becoming leader of them), either way, I was originally a Homeworld engineer whom was put on an assignment to come to Earth, things happened and I’ve chosen to stay. I have interests in shows, technology, meep morps, and a variety of other things, any other questions?

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FROM WHAT I HAVE SEEN OF YOUR POSTS TO OTHER PEOPLE, I MAY NOT BE THE BEST AT THIS BUT- EVEN IF THERE ARE MULTIPLE OF US, THAT DOESNT MAKE US EXPENDABLE. I HAVE SPOKEN WITH TWO OTHER PERIDOTS AND KNOW OF MANY OTHERS. AND WE MAY ALL HAVE SIMILAR ABILITIES AND BE PRACTICALLY THE SAME, BUT THAT WAS A COMMON FEATURE AMONG MOST GEMS AS IT WAS ALREADY ON HOMEWORLD...

AT LEAST IT HAS BEEN WHILE IVE BEEN THERE. I WAS ONLY DIFFERENT BECAUSE I WAS SMARTER THEN THE OTHER PERIDOTS. THAT WAS ALL THAT MADE ME ME ESSENTIALLY. BUT EVERYONE BEING THE SAME ISNT BAD I THINK? IT DOESNT MAKE US EXPENDABLE. IT JUST MAKES US STRONGER, IMAGINE IF ME WITH OTHER PERIDOTS USED OUR POWERS WE COULD LIFT A WHOLE SHIP MAYBE! YOU WITH OTHER LAPIS' COULD PROBABLY LIFT THE ENTIRE OCEAN AT ONCE.

….ARE YOU SURE, THE CONTEXT DIDNT SEEM LIKE IT BUT I KNOW IM NOT THE PERIDOT YOU ARE ACCUSTOMED TO SO I WONT PROD IF YOU DONT WANT ME TO.

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....ARE YOU SURE, THE CONTEXT DIDNT SEEM LIKE IT BUT I KNOW IM NOT THE PERIDOT YOU ARE ACCUSTOMED TO SO I WONT PROD IF YOU DONT WANT ME TO.

ibentaspoon replied to your post:

ARE YOU OKAY LAPIS?

i guess.

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For any and all curious on why Peridot seems to go between caps and not on this blog whereas her canon twitter is all caps, I just like to think that since she has the chance to take more time to type things out, she displays such here, comparative to twitter you have a word cap and such. Of course, she will seemingly at random go into all caps too, generally when more emotional or adamant about something in general.

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.......... I take it you are not the Jasper I know, for I hear no threats of shattering for joining the Crystal Gems (and becoming leader of them), either way, I was originally a Homeworld engineer whom was put on an assignment to come to Earth, things happened and I’ve chosen to stay. I have interests in shows, technology, meep morps, and a variety of other things, any other questions?

Blog Greeter: 14 Blog Date: Earth 8/17/2016

@iwastheultimatequartz @love2quared @siliconcleric @strongmomjasper @eternalpyrokinetic @tourmaline-the-prettiest-gem @recklessxvulgarxloudmouthed

It seems that once again, I, Peridot, am left to the task of greeting all of you int he stead of otherwise. Though, as it goes with this pebble of a site I was unable to tag some of you, so one can only hope that you’ll find this post, not that I care THAT much. As stated before I am a gem of the Peridot variety; Facet, cut, and Kindergarten are all available upon request. Otherwise feel free to ask any other questions.

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Now that Greeters are out of the way, I have discovered emo G’s as Steven calls them, and I am curious why people use them when pictures exist. Either way I suppose I shall use one here, since people seem to use them to express how they are feeling? 

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Blog Greeter: 14 Blog Date: Earth 8/17/2016

@iwastheultimatequartz @love2quared @siliconcleric @strongmomjasper @eternalpyrokinetic @tourmaline-the-prettiest-gem @recklessxvulgarxloudmouthed

It seems that once again, I, Peridot, am left to the task of greeting all of you int he stead of otherwise. Though, as it goes with this pebble of a site I was unable to tag some of you, so one can only hope that you’ll find this post, not that I care THAT much. As stated before I am a gem of the Peridot variety; Facet, cut, and Kindergarten are all available upon request. Otherwise feel free to ask any other questions.

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GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. 

❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞

❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞

❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞

❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞

❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 

❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   

❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞

❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 

❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 

❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞

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ibentaspoon Peridot Roleplay Blog

Facing the change, but it’s still tough to see At first, I fought it all, I was so mean I’m still unsure how it’s supposed to be But taking every day now by the skin of my teeth Until I learn I’m holding on to all the pieces of my gem debris ‘Til it’s time I’ll pull it together and fix myself eventually And know it’s mine

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