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I like yelling stuff about this into the void so like. Here we are.

Is your characters patron a moon/night deity?

Fear not, I have flavor notes.

Their skin gains an odd glow. It's like how the moon reflects the light of the sun.

Strange white freckles appear on their face. They seem to be in the shape of constellations. In the dark they shine faintly. A new meaning to star freckled.

They stand on the beach. When they step back from the water, a small wave moves towards them.

A strand of white appears in their hair. It starts out subtle, but slowly as the days go on, it becomes more and more noticeable.

Maybe they were already corrupted by something before this. Maybe those pitch black empty eyes gain shining white dots, like stars in the night sky.

Their mood changes with the phases of the moon. It's perplexing at first, but it starts to feel like a natural cycle.

Their eyes seem to have a glint of silver, if the light hits them just right.

Maybe they died. Maybe one day when their friends gaze into the sea on a moonlit night their reflection appears just for a second before the tide washes it away.

Context

The campaign I've played in for about half a year got scrapped and spoilered to oblivion like. 3 weeks ago.

It was my first serious campaign and it really pulled me out of a shit place on top of it, so I am obviously not over it, but like.

I kept planning things for it. For some reason.

Apperantly the DM planned for a patron switch in case I only wanted to be a mild asshole not an actual one, and apparently Selune was an optionThe flavor would've been immaculate, so I hope at least someone does read this and uses it somehow or just adds their thoughts idk

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Hello yes, this campaign died, can this man get an F

It also turned out the his Underdark exploring cool aunt was an oblex for the past year

Quick, they're not looking, post the hexblade

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Anyway yeah so I doubt anyone follows this blog, but as elaboration I made this way back when I was supposed to run my first ever game.

That one never happened.

But I did DM another game for a while, made 6 people afraid of doors, then I got invited to several campaigns and now I need somewhere to shitpost.

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Quick, they're not looking, post the hexblade

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+10 bonus to stealth checks 

cure wounds * fireball

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One of my friends made info on having the duolingo owl as your warlock patron

It’s pretty great

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Like water 💧

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last night i had a dream about a fire genasi man who was bald and had skin like cracked-coals and a big bushy flame beard and when he laughed or was happy his chest and stomach flowed like an ember and he liked to forge weapons for adventurers and his NAME. was Inferno Pete.

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WTF IS GOING ON?!

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