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actually what really fucks me up is they don’t care about March 22nd because there’s a different, secret, actual breakup date that they all know and we don’t.

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thinking about hunter s thompson's espn column from one week after 9/11 today.

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this place is exhausting

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i fear some of you would join the nazi party as soon as they promised to make your downstairs neighbor stop playing their music so loud

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does anybody else feel like they are one headline away from screaming until their throat bleeds and their vocal cords give out. or is that just me.

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obnoxious asshole local food reviewer gave my childhood roast beef place an average review and i am afraid i'm going to have to challenge him to a duel

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GROW UP HOLY SHIT I CANNOT STAND THESE PEOPLE. WAHHHH IM JUST A GIRL IM JUST LITTLE LOOK AT ME I WANNA BE A TEEN FOREVER. TOO BAD. YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE. PRETENDING YOU ARE STILL A GIRL WILL NOT SAVE YOU FROM WOMANHOOD.

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that weed at concerts poll needs a follow up poll for 'have you actually gone to a concert where people smoked weed or are you just imagining what it must be like' because i think some of you think it means a full two hours of someone blowing smoke directly into your face

the way i've seen several people talk about their lungs turning black from going to shows... and some of you are going on weird rants about 'addicts' and well... unclench a bit

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like, okay, consent does literally just mean agree. which is what enables this little rhetorical trick. because there's all this cultural emphasis on sexual consent, which is just expressed as consent, a lot of phrases whose intended meanings are "rape is bad" can be taken literally to mean "i should get to agree to everything that happens in my vicinity."

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inventing a new state of mind called Absolute Zen and it's when you stress so much for so long that your brain condenses like a can of soup extract and comes out on the other side completely full of peace and tranquility. and the stress is still there

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is anybody else on the verge on hyperventilating whenever they make the mistake of considering the future for more than a nanosecond.

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Little shoot tonight with my buddy Ember Pearson aka covertocoverportraiture just for fun!! I did the edit on these and the art direction (WOOO LIGHTING A MAGAZINE ON FIRE) and they took the shots

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'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

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i miss when "don't normalize this" actually meant something. i miss when we would point out toxic thought patterns and note "you're romanticizing something tragic". i miss when you could actually call something antifeminist and you'd be taken seriously. what actually happened.

no, it isn't fucking normal we have teen girls saying "tee hee girl math girl dinner i'm just a girl." no it's not fucking romantic that your man lured you away from your hobbies and your career so you could raise his children and rely on his financial support. yes it's fucking antifeminist for you to say "i'll explain this mathematical concept so the girls can understand it". just because you put it in pink and make it wear a bow doesn't mean it's a safe little doll. it's still the same wolf.

you are being taught to casually accept gender essentialism and bigotry as the natural rule of order! you are being taught to self-admonish and self-control! you are not just being boiled! the water has practically evaporated! this is no longer a thought experiment, my love. this is a genuine problem.

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