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me: im not bitter or resentful! narrator: she was, in fact, bitter and resentful

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[chinese speakers groaning everywhere]

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- for anybody who needs to see this ♡

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1.23.17 - 1.29.17

Drawing lavender sprigs is tough but figuring out a caption for this post is near impossible.

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Me: Hello Dr. Professor Sir, I understand you are currently out of the country on a Very Important Research Trip but I have reached a stumbling block in my Big Official Paper for a Completely Legitimate Reason. I was hoping if you would maybe please possibly give me an Extension of Mercy on said Paper due to my Extenuating Circumstance, Academic Record, and Established Collegiate Relationship with you. Ever Your Obedient Servant, Firstname Lastname.

Professor: no prob. deuces, Brendan.

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01.29.2017 (1/100) days of productivity

Hello! I decided to start off my new studyblr by doing the 100 days of productivity! I’m currently a biology major at community college!

Today is Sunday so my schedule is basically review my notes from the day before and work on my bullet journal spread for this week!

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july 22, 2016 | 5:41 pm | (5/100)

my biology test was returned yesterday and i didn’t expect to actually get a good mark, but i did! yaay 🤓  here are my cosmology notes for today’s test 💫🌎🌟☄🌞🌛  one of the few tests i had to think through rather than rely on definitions, facts and other information! i hope u all have a productive weekend!!! 🤗💓

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jan.28.2017 :: evolution is basically taking over my life

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09.21.16 - this is a good month for me, honestly. my grades are good (straight A’s), my iPhone 7+ is on the way, and I just got back into studyblrs. I’m still jittery about the upcoming SAT though, wish me luck!

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2017 goals

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James: How are you going to impress me on our first date?

Lily: How about this: I'll show up.

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Chemistry notes on rates of reactions

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11.1.17 ~ it’s mock exam week!! revising some psychology for friday’s exam while watching graduates taking pics in their robes and hats opposite the library - it’s so cute and v motivating!! i hope everyone’s having a productive start to 2017✨

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apparently the key to happiness is to have a long and shitty winter

and if you can’t have that, surround yourself with deadly wildlife

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You think you’ve seen her naked because she took her clothes off? Tell me about her dreams. Tell me what breaks her heart. What is she passionate about, and what makes her cry? Tell me about her childhood. Better yet, tell me one story about her that you’re not in. You’ve seen her skin, and you’ve touched her body. But… you still know as much about her as a book you once found, but never got around to opening.

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Annotating Sun Tzu’s “The Art of War” + my favorite quote ever.