Text
It sucks that they got rid of every activity. It鈥檚 only phone in bed now. They got rid of everything else
60K notes
路
View notes
Text

Where ovi
#alexander ovechkin#nhl#hockey#four nations face off#he plays in the united of states I watch him play in life?
18 notes
路
View notes
Text
I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet
95K notes
路
View notes
Text
my problematic girlfriend "youtube to mp3 converter"
4K notes
路
View notes
Text
they should let you visit deactivated blogs i want to pay my respects
41K notes
路
View notes
Text
wait i can abuse substances instead of feeling things

33K notes
路
View notes
Text
yeah man i can smooke you out
begins pulling this out of my pocket
14K notes
路
View notes
Text
my creep ass could definitely work at the radiohead factory
9K notes
路
View notes
Text
Oh to be a fly on the wall during the shrek 2 dinner fight scene
2 notes
路
View notes
Text
Sometimes I go on twitter and see elderly Tumblr posts from like 2010-2013 era and then I go to the replies and everyone loves it and they don鈥檛 know it鈥檚 from Tumblr I start feeling very old and sickly
1 note
路
View note
Text
intense mosh pit going on at the punk concert and I'm standing in the center dancing like a peanuts character completely untouched as the crowd rages around me
42K notes
路
View notes
Text
im the king from humpty dumpty that tried to get my men to fix the egg and it didnt work and i was like Lol let the horses try
19K notes
路
View notes