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Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires traditionally cannot see their reflections in a mirror is because mirrors used to be backed with a reflective layer of silver — which, as the metal of purity, would not ‘interact’ with Vampires, who are the Devil’s work.

However, modern mirrors have used aluminum as their reflective backing for many years now — and aluminum is not a ‘picky’ metal at all. So Vampires are able to see their reflections in modern mirrors.

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“The morning dew perfectly captured my dog’s erratic freedom run.” Photo by Babolattack (larger version)

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In the near future, you are making dinner because you are about to meet your girlfriend’s dad for the first time. All you have in the kitchen is cooked frozen steaks. In walks your girlfriend and her dad, Gordon Ramsey.

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"I have to have a good book. One that draws me in." Him: "You're the best book I've ever read."

Just midnight conversations with someone I love

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What I want to know is why everyone's pupils in Sherlock are so fucking dilated, like holy shit chill you sociopaths

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This is so important.

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I know who we all REALLY want to see in Disney’s live action reboots.

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This is the whole philosophy behind Oh Hello/Too Much Tuna

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You know, for basically raising myself from age 12, I don't think I did half bad

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Sometimes I'm not really sure about my parents overall emotional connection with each other, but today my mom was really, really upset and she went straight to my dad using her walker, and she just held him and cried into his shoulder just trying to seek comfort from her husband and my father, who I've only ever seen cry once, started crying with her

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This is why I like baseball more than any other sport

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

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