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The box. You opened it, we came.

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Welcome to Subway. Anything you say can and will be used on your sandwich.

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I'm getting married soon and I should delete all evidence of being this lame

St Patrick's day is stupid

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St Patrick's day is stupid

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How low can you go

How low can you go

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Mentally making phone calls to dead ppl today

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My fucking face when the freebird solo comes on

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Yo whatup it's calories Campbell your fidddnizz instructor

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Futurity sassessment

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Some additional measures

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Hacky sacks are so buttchuggalicious

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Everyone needs tv wheels

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It can be scary to get a pizza with 2 many onions

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It is theoretically possible to make a wallet out of pretzels but it might not be practical or more specifically it wouldnt be very durable

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I wish

Creating an unhealthy attachment to my friends

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Avatar is just robocop in space with blue people and less violence