Incorrect PJO quotes - King Julien Version
Annabeth anytime:
âI really must compliment my brain. Brain, good job!â
Percy when Apollo showed up at his door:
âHow long is this going to take?!â
Piper trying to distract a monster:
âHas anyone ever told you that you look like a supermodel - albeit a fat, hairy one that smells.â
Mr D. to Grover:
âBring my nuts on a silver platterâ
Apollo:
âPlease feel free to bask in my glowâ
The seven + Percy:
âTo home.â âHome!â âHome!â âHome!!ââCheeseburger!â
Percy anytime someone insults Nico:
âShame on you Maurice! You do not see that you have insulted the freak?â
Will Solace:
âI would love to become a professional Whistler, Iâm pretty amazing at it nowâ
Also Will Solace:
âIâd jump right in that volcano if I wasnât so good at whistlingâ
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Dick relates to Surface Pressure too much. Meanwhile Jason has âWe Donât Talk About Brunoâ stuck in his head for some weird reason, and Tim is kinning Isabella.
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Hello and welcome to another episode of âIâm convinced Tim has one high kill countâ
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Not sure if you were still doing the prompts, and technically this isnât on the list but I figured it doesnât hurt to ask. But like itâs super late and your in the kitchen with your partner and your just kinda hanging out at opposite sides of the kitchen and they pull you in by your belt loops on your jeans just so they can hold you close. Hnng Iâm such a slut for domestic affection. With Jason please. If you want to obviously
A/N: I feel you, anon. 100%. Casual intimacy is my downfall.
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The kitchenâs dark, illuminated only by the interior fridge light. Jason rummages through its contents for a midnightâwell, three AMâsnack. He finds a stick of jerky and immediately itâs shoved into his gob, half hanging out as he lets the door swing shut. The room goes back to being dark. Faint moonlight trickles in through the window. He moves towards it, eyeing the sleeping city with vague interest.
The hair on his arms lifts as he senses a new presence in the room. Youâve been watching him from the doorway as he munches on his food. Itâs adorable, especially because heâs still half-dressed in his Red Hood getup.
He doesnât spin around; just lets you come to him.
Your chin butts into his back first, and then itâs your nose and your arms around his waist. You donât say anything to begin with; just breathe in his scent thatâs been mixed with a life outside. He revels in the feeling, leans into your embrace, feels the rumble of your chest against his back.
Eventually, your hands slide to his belt straps. You tug on them, urging him to turn.
He does without hesitation, jaw dropped low so your mouths can meet. Itâs a sweet kiss; a token that says welcome home and glad to be here.
Jason rests his forehead against yours, enjoying how your fingers card through his sweaty locks. He exhales, thankful for whatever reigns in the skies above thatâs given him a life with you.
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