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It helps me think..“ 💅🏼

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I’ve managed to lose 15 pounds… and it seems as though the fat just keeps going to my ass 😭😭😭

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So a family “friend” recently stole photos of me and used them on Reddit to catfish guys and also used them to make money. Now that I’ve finally calmed down, I’m sitting here like wow. I could have made money to, with the damn photos I have. Could have had people sending me crab legs from Ireland. I’m so sad 😂 now I’m truly wondering what kind of hot guys and girls were sprung over my photos!

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15 year old me meeting 20 year old me

15 year old me: So, did you get into the school of your dreams? Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend, I don’t know? Do you a drivers’ license? Do you have a car? Did you move out? Are you happy with your life? 20 year old me:

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Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan accepting their MTV Movie Award back in ‘99.

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Lizzo being the relatable Queen™ that she is.

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https://twitter.com/Takomayuyi/status/1048541603927810048

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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#og himbo

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“Strength comes in many shapes and sizes!”

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bon appetit newsletter, what do you think you’re doing

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Momma won’t be the only one caught kissing santa Clause under the mistletoe. God damn!