icarusatlast

[icarusatlast]

trick or treat!!

BOO!

did i scare ya? :)

-stan

[icarusatlast]

enough of the bickering, we all in agreement that plaidypus's are adorable?

Absolutely, yes. They're surprisingly cuddly, too. Very enjoyable little creatures.

-Ford

...hesitantly agreeing

-six

how do you end up with an animal that looks like plaid

-stan

It's called the stars aligning to create something wonderful.

-Ford

well. yeah, egg on my face for questioning something from gravity falls. they're not nearly as bitey as normal platypuses, so i think they're pretty neat, too

-stan

[icarusatlast]

you seem stressed

-lee

I regret everything

-Ford

that's some hard backpedaling you're doing

-six

SHUT UP

-Ford

don't like that the hawktopus isn't as bad as you think? :]

-six

Not everything is about the bird, Sixifer

-Ford

sixifer???

-six

Next time I see you, I am biting your smug face right off.

-Ford

D:

-six

hey, uh, don't? i kinda like his smug face

-lee

well, there goes our plans

-stan

i'm sorry :[

-Ford

no, it's fine, we can workshop this

-stan

[icarusatlast]

One is a friend and the other tried to take my life nearly every time I went outside. It's hard not to have bias in this situation.

-Ford

ford, i told you to stop talking about it

-stan

We haven't even finished that conversation yet!

-Ford

i have never had this problem with them

-six

GOOD FOR YOU

-Ford

hawks are pretty cool

-stan

BETRAYAL

-Ford

[icarusatlast]

That's different! I have history with the cycloptopus, not with the hawktopus!

-Ford

you have history with the cycloptopus??

-stan

hawks are pretty cool

-stan

BETRAYAL

-Ford

[icarusatlast]

I'm not biased, they're just bastard birds!

-Ford

i get the feeling you did something to upset them

-six

if i did, they're certainly not telling me what it was.

-Ford

aw, are you getting divebombed by the hawk octopuses

-lee

YOU STAY OUT OF THIS LEE

-Ford

the biggest difference between ford and me is that i understand that the hawktopus is vastly superior to the cowl and he doesn’t

-six

Incorrect. Try again.

-Ford

i studied the hawktopus, you didn’t. i know all about their life cycle and all you know is that it looks like a hybrid animal

-six

-Ford

YOU CAN’T HIDE BEHIND A POLL

-six

[icarusatlast]

hawks are pretty cool

-stan

BETRAYAL

-Ford

[icarusatlast]

I just don't see the appeal...

-Ford

they are cute, you're so right. especially the little hatchlings!

-lee

stop

-Ford

the biggest difference between ford and me is that i understand that the hawktopus is vastly superior to the cowl and he doesn’t

-six

Incorrect. Try again.

-Ford

i studied the hawktopus, you didn’t. i know all about their life cycle and all you know is that it looks like a hybrid animal

-six

-Ford

YOU CAN’T HIDE BEHIND A POLL

-six

[icarusatlast]

>:[

-lee

(i'll make sure he does)

-six

update:

lee has not, in fact, learned his lesson when it comes to attacking the local fauna

-six

[icarusatlast]

That woud only apply if it had any positive qualities.

-Ford

i'm winning

-six

You're not winning.

-Ford

the biggest difference between ford and me is that i understand that the hawktopus is vastly superior to the cowl and he doesn’t

-six

Incorrect. Try again.

-Ford

i studied the hawktopus, you didn’t. i know all about their life cycle and all you know is that it looks like a hybrid animal

-six

-Ford

YOU CAN’T HIDE BEHIND A POLL

-six

[icarusatlast]

i don't want to talk about it

-lee

this dimension has a lot of equivalents to earth's species, interestingly enough. today it was the ghost crabs, apparently on their regular migration across a trail that leads from the lakeshore through the woods. he thought it'd be fun to pick them up. he was not prepared for the power of crustacean teamwork

-six

FORD NO

-lee

*six

-six

SIX NO

-lee

update:

lee has not, in fact, learned his lesson when it comes to attacking the local fauna

-six

[icarusatlast]

update:

lee has not, in fact, learned his lesson when it comes to attacking the local fauna

-six

[icarusatlast]

the biggest difference between ford and me is that i understand that the hawktopus is vastly superior to the cowl and he doesn’t

-six

Incorrect. Try again.

-Ford

i studied the hawktopus, you didn’t. i know all about their life cycle and all you know is that it looks like a hybrid animal

-six

-Ford

YOU CAN’T HIDE BEHIND A POLL

-six

[icarusatlast]

…Some birds do deserve to be punched, though.

-Ford

i would punch a bird for you

-stan

Thank you that means a lot

-Ford

[icarusatlast]

hey, i'm not crazy! i was completely justified, thank you very much

-lee

i can confirm he is not crazy, that's my job. i can also confirm that the lakefowl did NOT deserve to be punched

-six

they wouldn't stop staring at me with their beady little bird eyes

-lee

they tend to do that, yes

-six

and the swarming they did after wasn't natural! reason number two that they deserved it

-lee

speaking from experience, it very much is natural

-six

sorry we've been quiet for so long!

lee pissed off the local lakefowl and had to spend a while recovering from their vengeance

-six

they deserved it

-lee

[icarusatlast]

listen, sometimes you just need to punch a bird. and sometimes the birds react with violence

-lee

sorry we've been quiet for so long!

lee pissed off the local lakefowl and had to spend a while recovering from their vengeance

-six

they deserved it

-lee

[icarusatlast]

sorry we've been quiet for so long!

lee pissed off the local lakefowl and had to spend a while recovering from their vengeance

-six

they deserved it

-lee