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Perhaps I'm too tired to write right now

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Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

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i think periods should last 1 day. maybe even less. like 5 hours. 5 hours maximum. and then you take a shower and you're all done for another month

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things are funnier when you're in a good mood. **remembers i'm on the internet in 2025** And that's a form of emotional manipulation.

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we need playing pretend now more than ever

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fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that

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there’s something so desperately miserable about the lyric “buy me some peanuts and cracker jack / i don’t care if i never come back”

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dreamy sigh followed by agonized sobbing

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Homestuck is happening

not to me I’m safe

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im not fucking joking i just found a women want me fish fear me hat on the ground

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reading my own word documents like yeah. i was insane here

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"In the beginning the live-action remakes were releasing 60 years after the originals. Then 30 years. Then 15 years. Netflix just announced that they're considering a Kpop Demon Hunters remake a month after that movie released. Marshal, within this decade we may be looking at a simultaneous release between an animated movie and its live-action remake."

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who wants to go to the aquarium with me i want to stand in cold rooms for two hours straight and look at jellyfish and maybe pet a small stingray

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candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy

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baby girl I don't know what that acronym means. it would be so sexy of you to write out that piece of media's name in its entirety. Just the one time for momma please.