Icarus | He/Him | 28 | I love rollercoasters | icon by @astraldemise
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Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.
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just me and my shit yaoi from a thing thats bad
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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door
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NO! Thinking their negative thoughts privately will kill the patient. She needs bitching and whining to live
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is there a cure for sickness called cringefail
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Good news. we can finally Be Bees. this isn't your world, but we can Be Bees. this is Good news. you can Be a Bee. you'll live like a Bee. A Pet. A pet? A Pet. Mark, this is Good news. You'll live. for 30 years. THIS IS INSANE
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if the loch ness monster is ever proven to be real i’m throwing a huge party and im gonna get Fucked Up
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contender for maybe one of the funniest things scorpy has said
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i’ve seen so many transfems describe themselves as horrible monsters only to be some of the kindest people i’ve ever met. please tell the transfems in your life that you appreciate them. they need to internalize the truth.
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this is the most underrated moment from the sa2 real time fandub and i will not rest until it gets the recognition it deserves
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