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chrisker wow

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You guys know that scene in Sherlock where John finds out Sherlock doesn’t know the earth revolves around the sun because he deleted that "unnecessary information" from his brain?

Yeah. That. But it’s Albert Wesker.

Chris: “...You seriously didn’t know the Earth orbits the sun once a year?”

Wesker: “That information has no tactical value.”

Chris: “It’s first grade science.”

Wesker: “And yet, I’ve genetically outpaced everyone who learned it.”

Jill: “You mean to tell me you don’t know what continents there are?”

Wesker: “I don’t need to. I memorize coordinates.”

Chris: “Okay, just tell me what comes after Q.”

Wesker: “Q2.”

Chris: “…What?”

Wesker: “In the Umbrella classification system, Q-level protocols are succeeded by Q2 directives. That is what follows.”

Jill: “HE MEANS THE ALPHABET, WESKER.”

Wesker: “Oh. Irrelevant to me.”

Leon: “Okay, turn the oven to 180 degrees.”

Wesker: “Which direction?”

Leon: “What do you mean—like… just turn the dial.”

Wesker: “I don’t engage with primitive heating devices. I’ve deleted that knowledge.”

Leon: “You DELETED ‘how to use an oven’??”

Wesker: “It was clogging up space needed for virology schematics.”

Leon: “You’re literally the smartest idiot I’ve ever met.”

Chris: “Do you even know your own blood type?”

Wesker: “Enhanced.”

Chris: “THAT’S NOT—WHAT—THAT’S NOT A BLOOD TYPE??”

Jill: “What did you think daylight saving time was for?”

Wesker: “I assumed it was a peasant tradition. Like crop rotation.”

Jill: “OH MY GOD.”

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Domestic life prompt for day 5 of Chrisker week never fails

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Chrisker Week 2025

Day 2: Touch Starved 😫💦

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DON'T let him cook

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Collaboration with @buttersog1998 🌸🌸🌸

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Redraw

I don’t actually hc wesker smoking but I had to draw it xD

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He does the nose thing!!!

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An AU where wesker wants to make all of stars stronger so they don’t die! (He has gone crazy obsessed with this idea and scares everyone around him but that’s okay)

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‘3’

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,’:)

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I love his hedgehog hair hehe

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Request: Wesker receiving an inconspicuous nose booping

Careful now…

He bites.

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If you don’t moan your mortal enemies name during fighting, are they really your mortal enemy???

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Local grumpy man gets kissed on the cheek >:)

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Kiss kisssss

Umbrella AU!!!